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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC

The most scariest thing about this whol thing is that this will be in the history books one day. Kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in iraq, 9/11, sandy, hook shooting, boston marathon bombing.
We are living in history now.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC

kim kardashian wants to name her child Easton.
EASTon.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST
don't you get it.
EASTON WEST.
EAST AND WEST.
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN.

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Doctor: Are you se.x.ually active?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: ~transforms into a potato~
Me: ~rolls off into the sunset~

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yourcool
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March 29, 2013 9:31pm UTC

I really hope this catches on.
"We were in a small coffee shop.
Two customers arrive.
"5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending."
They pay for the 5, they only recieve two.
"Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks.
"Wait and see."
More customers.
Two girls get coffee, they pay normally.
After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees.
They only drink 3, but paid for the 7.
While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop.
With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending coffee?"
This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy).
People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals
for others who cannot.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:04pm UTC

having a crush is like having that
little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC

If there are 500 bricks on a plane and 1 falls out, how many are there?
499
What are the 3 steps of getting an elephant in the fridge?
Open the fridge, put elephant in fridge, shut the fridge.
What are the 4 steps of getting a deer in the fridge?
Open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the deer in, shut the fridge.
The Lion King is having a birthday party. Which animal isn't going?
The deer in the fridge.
A woman tries to swim across alligator infested waters. How does she do it?
Normally. The alligators are at The Lion Kings party.
She dies anyway. Why?
She gets hit on the head with the brick.
My crush told me this and I thought it was hilarious <3

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp, metal instruments*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Do you ever think
about how weird reading is?
Our eyes are able to scan these different symbols
and construct the scenarios and concepts,
they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions
and make us cry and laugh.
Wow reading is weird

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
(Public School)

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 10:31pm UTC

People who say, "Is it because I'm black?"
10%: Black people
90%: White people

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lovecrazy
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December 3, 2012 2:45pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 4:25pm UTC

I’d like a cheap date.
You know?
One of those nights where we could just lay a blanket
on the grass, and lay underneath the stars?
Share a conversation, build a bond,
share stories, and deep secrets.
Maybe a walk and a picnic at the park.
Something old fashioned beats anything,
rather than just watching a movie and eating dinner.
I’d like to do something nobody really does anymore.
Let’s have a cheap date.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 4:37pm UTC

do you ever
just sit there and look at yourself
and examine every single detail about yourself
and just get really upset because
you’re you

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Have you ever
thought about how many people think about you?
It’s so bizarre.
Imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face.
Something happens; they remember you.
Your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk,
the look in your eyes when you are happy.
They remember that about you,
even if you haven’t seen each other in years.
Everything in life is a reminder of a person,
a place, a moment.
You may think you’ve forgotten, but you haven’t.

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dragonfly26
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC

I overheard this conversation on the bus.
Kid: I barely talked today.
Kid: You know why?
Kid: Because people are stupid.
Kid: I hate people.
This kid needs to be on Witty.

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Cheesie7895
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC

This girl in my class,
shes chinese,
she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
That says,
'MADE IN CHINA'.
i thought it was pretty awesome.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I just got done
reading something
about mental
disorders
I realized something. Sometimes our worst traits, in reality could be our best. Maybe its not a demon, maybe its like a super power.
I mean dont get me wrong depression sucks. Anxiety sucks. But read some of these facts I learned.
People diagnosed with Depression:
-Are usually smarter than the average person.
-Have a better perspective of the world
-See situations more realistically.
People diagnosed with ADHD
-Thrive in disruptive situations.
-3 times more likely to form their own business
-embrace adventure.
-Adapt at multi-tasking.
People diagnosed with OCD
-Higher level of determination
-naturally good memory
-Doubly as compelled to learn new things.
People diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder.
-four times as capable in art.
-intense creativity level
-increased ability in observing
People diagnosed with Anxiety
-High levels of empathy and able to understand others pain and joy easier.
-understand things on deeper level.
-doubly strong levels of intuition accuracy

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC

9 year olds are swearing
10 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
11 year olds are kissing
12 year olds are giving oral
13 year olds are getting their heartbroken
14 year olds aren't virgins
15 year olds are wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wreck and commit suicide
Our generations problem?
we all tried growing up to fast.

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 5:11pm UTC

THE ALARM CLOCK STARTED BUZZING,
&in bright letters it read five thirty.
If she wanted to be pretty, she had to get up early.
She pulled on her tightest jeans, a brand new low cut shirt,
&a gorgeous, shiny necklace, that cost her everything she'd earned.
She turned her straightener to high, burning each strand into place.
Then she pushed back her headband, made of satin, strung with lace.
She then caked on her makeup, until she didn't recognize the mirror.
Hiding every flaw she had, all the imperfections, all the tears.
&She walked into school that morning, filling the halls with a scent of roses.
Thinking 'all of this, for the boy,
who will probably never notice.
my quote/nmf.

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