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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    how do people expect me to know what i want to do for the rest of my life when i still have to raise my hand and ask to go to the bathroom?

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    when I was 10 I had a boyfriend on runescape and his name was Xdoomxxlordx and I gave him my password and one day I logged in and he’d left me a message that said “I’m so sorry Joella” because he stole everything I owned including all my money and then left me with nothing but a chicken suit

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:33am UTC
    get your cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    teacher in 2012: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called romeo and juliet
    teacher in 2142: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called mean girls

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:23am UTC
    One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    accomplishments of 2013
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    -i probably spent more time on the internet than last year


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
    and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    lol@
    people who take tags seriously.♥

  11. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    I really need to
    Expect less from people.

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    Friend: My mom is a baker so I smell like cupcakes
    Me: My dad is a d*uche bag so I smell like blood

  13. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 4:28am UTC
    plot twist: witty is overpopulated.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 1:53am UTC
    Do other people pretend to sleep so they don't have to deal with interacting with other human beings or is it just me?

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”

  18. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    The class next door to my history class was watching a movie and I guess something really bad happened cause you could hear people screaming and crying and after the bell rang I saw a football player and his friends come out of the classroom crying and hugging each other and I asked my friend who was in that class what happened and she told me that a dog died.

  19. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    If there was a job
    to make up ideas for novels
    I'd be rich because I'm just too lazy
    to write the da.m book
    Please don't remove this!

  20. Pointless...* Pointless...*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    That Miny Heart Attack
    When your foot misses a
    step.

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