happiest* posted a quote
December 3, 2013 2:11pm UTC
Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”
happiest* posted a quote
November 30, 2013 2:55pm UTC
when I was 10 I had a boyfriend on runescape and his name was Xdoomxxlordx and I gave him my password and one day I logged in and he’d left me a message that said “I’m so sorry Joella” because he stole everything I owned including all my money and then left me with nothing but a chicken suit
happiest* posted a quote
November 30, 2013 2:57pm UTC
teacher in 2012: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called romeo and juliet teacher in 2142: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called mean girls
happiest* posted a quote
December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC
i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC
in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”
Bernicexoxo* posted a quote
December 4, 2013 5:51pm UTC
The class next door to my history class was watching a movie and I guess something really bad happened cause you could hear people screaming and crying and after the bell rang I saw a football player and his friends come out of the classroom crying and hugging each other and I asked my friend who was in that class what happened and she told me that a dog died.