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skylarlovestrains
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April 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC

My ex girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her thigh, and i swear if you put your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.

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szane27
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February 20, 2013 7:42pm UTC

lifes a b/tch & then you die, so f/ck the world and lets get high

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szane27
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February 20, 2013 8:45pm UTC

i met a girl once who had a picture of herself above her head to remind herself of who she was.
i remember the first time we slept together. she had her back turned to the ceiling & at the time i thought nothing of it at the time but maybe that was for a reason. i had too much on my mind to figure out who was in the photo, so i asked her. her face lost all expression as she got off the bed, & in a small voice she told me that it was her, & that i could leave.
as i closed the door, i wondered if she asks herself the same thing.

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szane27
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February 20, 2013 9:29pm UTC

" wish I was skinny,"
I say as I shove pizza into my mouth.

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A l e x i a a a *
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July 20, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Fave for One Direction
Comment for Justin Bieber

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Lex*
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July 13, 2012 3:59pm UTC

You Know You're A Directioner #17
When Louis is Jennifer.
Fave for a series.
NMF.

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xbluexeyesx
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July 9, 2012 11:10am UTC

You call it jealousy, I call it fear of losing you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC

In a interview
Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
In another
interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
NMF/Quote by OneDirection

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OneDirectionQuotes
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June 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Zayn smokes,
Niall loves to drink,
Louis gets too hyper,
Harry is attracted to cougars,
Liam can't spell.
Meet my idols,
One Direction.

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AnaCastro196
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June 28, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Why would anyone hate Liam Payne??
He has like the biggest heart in the world.♥

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WonderfulLove
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June 28, 2012 10:06pm UTC

For all you know, I could be some 60 year old pedophile.

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keegster
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June 28, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Cancer's not something
to f ucking joke about.

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pooladdict452011
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June 28, 2012 11:53am UTC

Well obviously we have a basilisk in Hogwarts school.... its climbin' up yo' staircases, its snatchin' up yo muggleborns, try'na petrify 'em so y'all need ta hid yo' grifindors, hide yo ravenclaws, and hide yo' hufflepuffs, cuz they be petrifyin' errybody up in hur

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissAnna
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June 27, 2012 10:43am UTC

if you treat someone like a celebrity,
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY TREAT YOU
»»»»» like a fan.

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Carleyb1999
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 10:23am UTC

I bet that most girls
on witty created a new
witty accont just to
make it
1D realated

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MissAnna
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June 28, 2012 9:42am UTC

You've been hurt before, I can see it in your eyes. You try to smile your way, but some things you can't disguise.

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JennaBean
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June 28, 2012 9:42am UTC

Teenage Post #004
Ok admit it... when your texting
You make faces that go with your
texts when you know that they cant
see them so you try to make the
faces on your phone....

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jkgirly102
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June 28, 2012 9:43am UTC

My new boyfriend, like me, has had a rough past and has bad days pretty often.
Until 1 in the morning this morning, I got a small decorated box and put little pieces of paper with writing on them. The papers had inspirational quotes (Thank you witty!!) on them, as well as little notes from me. Some of them said stuff like "fear is a friend who has misunderstood" and "people throw rocks at things that shine" while others said " June 26th, 2012. We ran in the rain." or "I love you" or something like that. I told him I was doing this, and I have not seen him so happy in awhile.

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