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misslilychick

1. misslilychick
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
   
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2. misslilychick
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   October 26, 2012 12:35pm UTC
   Teacher: Where’s your homework?
   Kid: Written in the stars.
   Teacher: Oh, where's that?
   Kid: A million miles away.
   Teacher: What was it about?
   Kid: A message to the main.
   Teacher: You are testing me...
   Kid: Seasons come and go but I will never change.
   Teacher: Go to the principal's office, now!
   Kid: I'm on my waaaaaaaay!
   
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3. misslilychick
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   October 11, 2012 1:02pm UTC
   When your happy you listen to the music when ur sad you understand the lyrics
   
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4. misslilychick
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   October 9, 2012 2:16pm UTC
   Parents worry that there child mite get kikidnaped my mum and dad worry that the kidnappers mite bring me back
   
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5. misslilychick
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   October 9, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   The lights turn off your all alone when then someone holds u tight and says dont worry im hear for you :DDDD
   
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6. misslilychick
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   October 6, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   That moment when you get into the bath and the door bell rings......
   
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7. misslilychick
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   October 6, 2012 11:06am UTC
   I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
   
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8. misslilychick
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   October 6, 2012 11:02am UTC
   I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
   
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9. misslilychick
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   October 5, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   Why need school. English we speck it.Maths we got calculators. History there dead.Languages we got dorra the explora.
   
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10. misslilychick
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    October 5, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
    
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11. misslilychick
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    October 5, 2012 11:59am UTC
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