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  1. misschocolateeyes misschocolateeyes
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    BOY SURVEY
    What color is his hair?: brown.
    Cute smile: yeessss
    Braces: no
    Glasses: NO
    Abs: no...
    Height: i am gonna guess 5 foot 3
    How did you meet him: school
    How long have you known him: about 1 month
    Does he play any sports: I don't think so
    Can he play the guitar: nope :(
    What about any other music instrument: nope
    Do you guys ever text: I don't have a phone
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: t-shirt, skinny jeans and nikes
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: a blue and white striped shirt (he looks really good in blue)
    Least favorite thing: absolutely nothing
    Do your friends know that you like him: yes
    Do your parents know him?:I hope not
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: They would be fine once im old enough
    Do you know him properly?: Yeah
    Have you met his parents: no
    What would you do if he saw your witty: yeah, idk...... That's weird to think about

  2. E* E*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    on the second day on christmas
    my teacher gave to me:
    5 all nighters
    4 hours of crying
    3 mental breakdowns
    2 thoughts of dropout
    & a mouth of anxiety


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
    Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
    Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
    Girl: These are our struggles
    Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
    Boy: The struggles of a man
    Girl: Boo hoo
    Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina

  5. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    I wish I lived in the 20's so I could wear
    hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like
    "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is
    the cats meow."

  6. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    "Okay.Okay.Okay.Aaaalright,Okay.Ookay.bye.Okay.Bye"
    -someone on the phone with their mother-

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Home alone
    aka ice cream, redecorating room, summoning Satan, blasting music.

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    I just witnessed a miracle.
    McDonald's got my order right.
    Oh wait, nevermind. They forgot the fries.

  9. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Why is "All together" written seperately ;
    But "seperately" is written
    all together?

  10. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:03am UTC
    A year ago today, we lost 26 angels. I still remember sitting in a lockdown for four hours, not knowing what was happening. The school turned off the wifi, so nobody could find out about anything. All we were told was that there was a shooting in Newtown. At the moment, we didn't know where it was or who started it, so we sat in silence. One girl was texting her sister in the high school at the time-I was in 8th grade. We found out at least 20 people were dead, but we didn't know who. While my teacher sobbed, we sat there without trying to show any emotions. Our doors were locked, the police officers came to the school and patrolled the area. We still didn't know what was going on, but one teacher in 8th grade left the school because somehow her daughter was involved. We ever we had to go bathroom, police officers had to escort us. We didn't have any food for about four hours, too. We just sat and waited, until it came about time to go home. One teacher was hysterically crying to us to just get home safe. She hugged everyone single one of her students, including me. When we sat through a whole bus, everyone was quiet still. But when I got home, my parents just sat me down and had me watch the news. I sat in front of the tv, watching al the live coverage. You may say it was a year ago and to get over it, but when I live 20 minutes from the place that was hurt, I just can't. I think about it every day. I have nightmares every night. It's not something you just forget. You can forget the lives of 26 innocent people. It's impossible. The only thing that I can do is remember that awful day that took place one year ago today.

  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:18am UTC
    My teacher told us to write a Haiku.. I got an F on it. Here's what I wrote-Five syllable lineA seven syllable lineFive syllable line

  12. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 6:36am UTC
    Me: what's your wifi code?
    Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
    Me: oh.. you're one of those houses

  13. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    My shower = 24 mins
    4 mins= wash & rinse body
    20 mins = reflection and deep thoughts about
    the origin of life


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    I can remember song lyrics from
    2006 but not whatever math
    formula we were learning
    yesterday

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    If you gave me $1000 to spend,
    I would still click lowest to highest price

  18. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC
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    MENU
    ►►l
    â–º l l
    l ◀◀
    Okay so I'm in the library
    and I plugged in my headphones
    to listen to some study music,
    but I didn't plug it in all the way
    so some music was playing out loud.
    Everyone could hear it.
    I didn't realize this
    till the librarian came over
    and notified me15 minutes later.
    "You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
    "No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
    "I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
    A couple other people around me nodded.
    "Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
    I've never been so embarrassed
    and flattered at the same time
    format by neversaynever16

  19. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Don't tell me hunger is not an emotion.
    I can feel it in my soul.

:)

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