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  1. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:11am UTC
    When you watch Titanic
    Just so you have an excuse to cry..
    Am I the only one who does this?

  2. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Everything I hate: Volume One
    - Slow wifi
    - No wifi
    - Most people in my town
    - Close minded people
    - Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
    - People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
    - People who think having more money makes them better than everyone
    - People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
    - People who have to argue with everything
    (ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
    - Slow lines at the store
    - Pepsi max
    - When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
    - When you press send but it doesnt send
    - When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid"
    - Teachers who hate you for no reason
    - The mini candy bars
    - Studying
    - Summer homework
    - Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
    - People who snoop through my phone
    - Sneaky parents
    - Hypocrites
    - Probably you lol

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:42am UTC
    Most people have a best friend that they can tell everything to
    But you know what I have?
    A cow
    And let me tell you cows are the coolest

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 2:35am UTC
    today my little sister looked at my dad's outfit and said, "get with the times, son."

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    I have a confession and I accept the fact that
    every single one of you are gonna hate me.
    I am not a guy, I am a girl just like most of you are.
    (Please, read on.)
    When I started this account, I made a girl account and a guy
    account. It was an experiment that went too far,
    I just wanted to see the different reactions each would get.
    I planned to end it after about a week,
    but then came the death threats.
    I was literally getting a hundred death threats a day
    when rumors broke that I might be a girl.
    I couldn't handle it.
    I couldn't even tell myself I didn't deserve these
    people telling me to kill myself because they had
    their facts straight, I was a girl.
    The pain was constant and the
    cruel messages went on for months.
    After a while, they slowed down,
    but the fear was still with me.
    I am telling you now
    because I want to be able to tell myself
    I didn't deserve the hatred and believe it.
    I am telling you now
    because I respect my friends on here
    more than I respect my fears.
    I am telling you now
    understanding and accepting that
    i have lost your trust
    i have lost my friends
    i have lost my dignity
    i know.
    i am telling you now
    because you deserve it
    and so do i
    feel free to comment your threats
    but i won't be hurting myself any time soon
    because i can honestly say, i don't deserve it
    Goodbye, Witty

  6. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Slutty girl: He was howling like Mariah Carey when I was in bed with him.
    Me: My cat purrs when I pet it.

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    shoutout to kiwis for being an underappreciated fruit.

  8. Cailin Dorothy* Cailin Dorothy*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I love how some people on Witty have been on for a year and have over 1000 quotes. and then there is me, who has been on almost three years and
    I just made my 100th quote today

  9. YourMomLikesFood YourMomLikesFood
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I may not
    be the prettiest,
    the smartest,
    the most athletic,
    the funniest,
    or the nicest, but...
    Wait, I forgot where i was going with this....

  10. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    omg.
    what if there was a type of gum that can make you have any desired accent or something

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

  12. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Dear automatic flushing toilet,
    I appreciate the enthusiasm...
    but I wasn't done yet.

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    "I can make your girlfriend scream louder
    Than you ever could just by pushing
    Her follow button."
    -Harry Styles

  14. xXmctwistyXx xXmctwistyXx
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Girl: i'm ugly.
    Boy: i'm pregnant.
    Girl: whattt?!
    Boy: oh sorry, i thought we were stating things that were impossible.

  15. LittlePrincess LittlePrincess
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.
    Moseby: You're welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?
    London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*
    Moseby: Hello?
    London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

  16. smoore01 smoore01
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Don't mean to sound rebel or anything but,
    I play the Wii without the wii strap on.

  17. a_guy_with_a_knife a_guy_with_a_knife
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I hate when you really are a funny person,
    & then somebody asks you to be funny...
    and everything funny you've ever thought of, heard, or seen
    just dissapears from your head.

  18. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Friend: What do you do for the math homework?
    Me: Find the answers...
    Friend: Oh you mean solve the problems?
    Me: Yes... solving the problems would be good.
    Friend: Oh my gosh I get it now!
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: *facepalm*

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    My mom: Why don't ypu ever hang out with your friends?Me: Because you won't let me buy plane tickets to go see them.

  20. boylover13flirtz14 boylover13flirtz14
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    I like fall.
    I like going to school.
    And going to Starbucks for hot chocolate or coffee with a muffin.
    I like hoodies and skinny jeans.
    And wearing my winter boots before snow hits the ground.
    I like reading in my house underneath a blanket.
    I like sleeping in on the weekends.
    I like Halloween.
    And i like treat or treating.
    I like raking leaves in my yard,
    and eating cookies after dinner.
    I like it when it's a little chilly.
    I like to go to football games.
    And i like Homecoming.
    I like Fall.
    Do you?

:)

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