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  1. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Instead of 'LOL', try
    LSIMHBIWWFEFMTALOL:
    LAUGHING SILENTLY IN MY HEAD BECAUSE IT WASN'T FUNNY ENOUGH FOR ME TO LAUGH OUT LOUD.
    FoLLOW FOR A FOLLOW? :)

  2. MusicSavesMySoul MusicSavesMySoul
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up
    Is like...
    Kidnappers asking to "keep in touch"
    After letting you go.

  3. liveitupkeeplaughing liveitupkeeplaughing
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    iF I'M LOUDER
    WOULD YOU
    SEE ME...?

  4. Samsung Samsung
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Did I f*ck up again?
    Probably.

  5. AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    SOMEDAY, SOMEWAY, I'M GONNA PUT A
    SMILE ON YOUR PRETTY FACE
    AINTXNOXORDINARYXUNICORN

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Why do people cheat?
    Better yet, Why do people downgrade when they cheat?

  7. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Dear future husband,
    When you propose to me,please don't put
    the ring in my food because I guarantee
    I will eat it.

  8. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    and when i finally loved you back
    you.left.me

  9. cookiemonster119 cookiemonster119
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Miranda Cosgrove: I might die if I forget how to breathe
    You don't say!
    nmf--my quote

  10. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    OMG todayin english
    he called on me to ask a question
    HE LOVES ME!!!!!♥

  11. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Me: I'm so fat
    Me: I need to diet
    Me: I should start running
    Me: Omg I need to lose weight
    Me: Ugh I am so gross
    Me: I should eat healthier
    *parents come home from supermarket*
    Me: Yolo

  12. SelenaHolden SelenaHolden
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Epic moment
    When you wake up too early
    And can go sleep.

  13. iLoveBatman iLoveBatman
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    -----------------------
    tif you watch an Apple store
    get robbed are you an
    iWitness?her.
    ------------------------

  14. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Natural Beauty
    #2
    If you have dry or rough lips, don't use waxy balms or glosses. Instead, take a wet toothbrush and brush your lips until they are soft. You'll get quicker results and it's less expensive
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. Emo_Bunnie_x3 Emo_Bunnie_x3
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    i never wear makeup much anymore #Forevertheuglykid.

  16. 2pacSam 2pacSam
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Got shot 5 times but I'm still breathing,
    Living proof there's a God if you need a reason.
    -2pac♥

  17. aehadden99 aehadden99
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Wanna see something pretty?
    Look in a magazine.
    Want to see somethign Beautiful?
    look in the mirror.

  18. EJforthewin18 EJforthewin18
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Edward: 'I like watching you sleep! It facinates me!
    Ron: HOLY SH*T!!!!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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