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1. missbritt
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
   teacher: where do you go to get away from drama?
   popuar girl: my boyfriends arms.
   teacher: aww
   class: aww
   world: aww
   me: my fridge
   teacher:
   class:
   world:
   popular girl:
   me: aww
   
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2. missbritt
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 1:10pm UTC
   "i like how some girls go to such extreme lengths
   to show off their cleavage. taking pictures in the most
   ucomfortable positions ever just to make their boobs look good.
   swerve."
   
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3. missbritt
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 4:10pm UTC
   2 headphones in: dont talk to me.
   1 headphone in: dont talk to me.
   no headphones in: dont talk to me.
   
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4. missbritt
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 3:19pm UTC
   you come around and say "baby, i miss you. and i swear i'm gonna change. trust me." remember how that lasted for a day? i say, "i hate you." we break up. you call me, "i love you."
   ♥
   
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5. missbritt
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   SHE'S LIKE DIAMONDS AND CHANEL ON A SUNDAY MORNING.
   ♥
   
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6. missbritt
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   Radio Station 1: Call Me Maybe
   Radio Station 2: Payphone
   Radio Station 3: Wild Ones
   Radio Station 4: What Makes You Beautiful
   Radio Station 5: Where Have You Been?
   Radio Station 6: Somebody That I Used To Know
   Me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
   
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7. missbritt
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   Movie Theater: dont text during the movie.
   Me: thanks for assuming i have friends.
   
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8. missbritt
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   her: why does this always happen to me? i always fall for the a$$holes.
   him: you remember that nice guy, who was always there for you. through thick and thin? he got tired of seeing you with all these other guys, when he knew what type of person they were. he couldn't wait any longer, and now, he found someone who looks at him the way he wished you could have...i've gotta go, my girlfriend's here.
   ♥
   
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9. missbritt
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 7:32pm UTC
   follow me or else.
   -A
   nmf, follow
   
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10. missbritt
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    who is this?
    jake, from state farm.
    nmf, follow
    
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11. missbritt
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Him: will you be my princess?
    Her: your princess?
    Him: yes :)
    Her: what do princesses get?
    Him: love, happiness, a happy ending, and me
    Her: a happy ending?
    Him: yes a happy ending
    Her: do they exsist?
    Him: if i'm with you, then yes.
    
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12. missbritt
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    "i have a feeling we should kiss"
    "sometimes i have a feeling that i should do crystal meth, and then i think 'mmm...better not'"
    ♥
    
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13. missbritt
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:27pm UTC
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    its the same sh|t.
    
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14. missbritt
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Feel Old?
    Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago.
    Monsters Inc.: Came out 11 years ago.
    Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old.
    Miley Cyrus: Engaged.
    Hilary Duff: Mom.
    That's So Raven: Been off TV for 6 years.
    Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago.
    
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15. missbritt
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    hey, don't let her get to you. she is nothing. she is weak, and all she wants is to make you jealous. don't let her. because then she'll be winning. don't give her that satisfaction. fight for what you want. it's pointless to go down without a fight.♥
    
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16. missbritt
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    things i suck at:
    1) being attractive.
    2) being normal.
    3) being likeable.
    4) being social.
    5) math.
    
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17. missbritt
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    a cop pulled me over and said:
    "papers."
    so i said "scissors, i win."
    and drove off.
    
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18. missbritt
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    yes you want her.
    look at her, you know you do.
    possible she wants you too.
    there is only one way to ask her.
    it dont take a word.
    not a single word.
    go on now.
    kiss the girl.
    
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19. missbritt
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    is it wrong that i'm gonna be having the time of my life? cause deep down i know i should cry, i should scream, and get down on my knees. i should say that i need you here. but i'm gonna party tonight. cause honestly i just dont care.
    
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20. missbritt
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:45pm UTC
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