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  1. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 10:08pm UTC
    A Friend Will Take You To CVS
    To Buy A Pregnancy Test
    A Best Friend
    Will Stand Outside The Bathroom Screaming
    N A M E I T A F T E R M E ! !
    Quote Credit To MM_areyummyintummy

  2. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    && Yes We Do Learn
    Stuff From Music.
    Paramore Told Us That Darling, You Are The Only Exception.
    Black Veil Brides Told To Never Give In.
    Breathe Carolina Told Us To Put Some Clothes On.
    All Time Low Us That They Were Gunna Break Your Little Heart.
    The Academy Is... Told Us That She Was His Girl Friday.
    The Ready Set Told Us That Shes Got A Love Like Woe.
    Cash Cash Told Us That Theres A Party In Your Bedroom.
    Hey Monday Told Us That You Should've Tried Harder.
    Attack Attack! Told Us That They Were Feeling Lonely.
    Never Shout Never Told Us That He Cant Stand It.
    Blink 182 Told Us About All The Small Things.
    3OH!3 Told Us That My First Kiss Went A Little Like This.
    Lady Gaga Told Us That Boy Is A Monster.
    Nickasaur Told Us To Believe In Love At First Sight.
    Bruno Mars Told Us What It's Like On The Other Side.
    New Kids On The Block Told Us That Shes A Big Girl Now.
    Family Force 5 Told Us That They Keep The Party Alive.
    The Maine Told Us They're Never Gunna Be Inside Of You.
    Enrique Iglesias Told Us That I Like It.
    Travie McCoy Told Us That He Wants To Be A Billionaire.
    Escape The Fate Told Us That You Are So Beautiful.
    Ke$ha Told Us To Stop Talking That Blah Blah Blah.
    Taio Cruz Told Us That Hes Only Gunna Break Your Heart.
    Charis Told Us That Their Love Is Like A Pyramid.
    Shontelle Told Us About What She Thought Was Impossible.
    Eminem Told Us That He Loves The Way You Lie.
    Selena Gomez Told Us That Everything Comes Naturally.
    The Millionaires Told Us That I Like Money.
    Bring Me The Horizon Told Us That Diamonds Aren't Forever.
    Taylor Swift Told Us That Today Was A Fairytale.
    The Stiff Dylans Told Us That Her Light Is Ultraviolet.
    The Veronicas Told Us That Everything Makes Them Think Of You.
    Demi Lovato Told Us That You Were A Trainwreck.
    Cobra Starship Told Us That You Were A Hot Mess.
    Owl City Told Us About Fireflies.
    Boys Like Girls Told Us That Their Heading For A Heart Heart Heartbreak.
    Metro Station Told Us That We Wont Be Seventeen Forever.
    Forever The Sickest Kids Told Us That She's A Lady.
    Sing It Loud Told Us That No One Can Touch Us.
    Blood On The Dance Floor Told Us That She Was Designed To Kill.
    Vampires Everywhere! Told Us Immortal Love.
    Katy Perry Told Us About California Girls.
    The Devil Wears Prada Told Us That They Were Still Fly.
    VV Brown Told Us That Theres A Shark In The Water.
    B.o.B Told Us To Pretend That Airplanes In The Night Sky Are Like Shooting Stars.

  3. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    "Has Anyone Ever Played An Instrument Before?"
    *Patrick's Hand Goes Up*
    "Is Mayonnaise An instument?"
    "No Patrick, Mayonnaise Is Not An Instument."
    *Patrick's Hand Goes Up Again...*
    "No Patrick, Horseradish Is Not An Instrument Either,"
    *Patrick's Hand Goes Down*

  4. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 2:19pm UTC
    The Other Day, My Boyfriend Came Over When I Was Sick.
    I'm deaf in my ears as a side effect of the illness.
    It probably won't go away.
    He sat on my couch with me as I taught him sign language so he could talk to me.
    He signed...
    "Will You Marry Me?"
    I Said Yes.
    From LGMH

  5. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2010 3:08pm UTC
    I Decided To Go To Burger King For Lunch.
    Ahead Of Me In Line Were
    A Little Boy
    A Little Girl
    Ordering One
    When The Cashier Told Them Their Total, The Little Girl Got Out
    Her Coin Purse And Pulled Out $5.
    Then The Little Boy Turned To Her And Said
    "Honey, I Got This."
    From LGMH

  6. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    Young, Bold, Beautiful, Dignified, Happy, And Keen.
    To The Looks That You See In
    The Magazines
    I Know That Im
    Far From Perfect
    All I Need Is
    One Chance To Show Im Worth It
    - Nickasaur

  7. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    I Was In Second Grade And September 11, 2001 Was
    "Bring Your Child To Work Day".
    My Father Left Us Before
    I Was Born.
    My Mother & I Were In The South Tower
    When It Was Hit.
    We Were Traped & There Was No Way Out.
    I Lost My Mother In The Confusion.
    I Woke Up In The Arms Of A
    He Is Now My
    Foster Father.
    From LGMH

  8. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    There Are Five Girls In My Grade
    That Get Picked On Or Teased Because They Are
    "Fat" Or "Ugly"
    I never hesitate to leave a note in their locker saying...
    You're Beautiful
    On It. Lately I Have Been Feeling
    Fat And Ugly Myself.
    One Month Ago, I Found Five Notes In My Locker That Said
    You're Beautiful
    From LGMH

  9. miserybusiness miserybusiness
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 2:23pm UTC
    You May Have
    With Her

    But You Have
    With Me
    Not Mine[:
    Credit To Who Ever


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