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  2. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:03pm UTC
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  3. cookiemonsterxx cookiemonsterxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Noah wrote Allie
    365 letters. I think you can manage to answer my text message.

  4. freckleface2785 freckleface2785
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    please read;
    my pet unicorn tom is addicting to eating oreos.
    he has at least 3 boxes of oreos a night.
    i know that he is hurting himself and i dont wanna see him die.
    hes the only unicorn i have and i love him.
    i showed him witty and he said that if i can 32784329 favs he will quit eating oreos for good.
    please favorite this..for tom ♥

  5. geteatenbyashark geteatenbyashark
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    out of three bestfriends;
    one of them is always left out

  6. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Hi witty girls,Please read,
    So September 17th,
    Demi Lovato is coming to NY.
    she has a concert going on.
    And i really wanna get VIP tickets.
    Demi Is the only reason im here.
    But my mom hates driving to places far away.
    and NY is far.
    So i told my mom about witty
    and how its reallly hard to get alot of favorites.
    she said if i got 100 she would drive me.
    If i met demi,my life goal would be compleate.
    NOBODY knows HOW much she means to me.
    I would show her this account.
    THis whole account is Inspired by her.
    my account is to help others if they cut get bullyied or have an eatting disorder, (ect.)
    So please hitting the heart would mean SO much.
    if you Favorited / read . ILOVEYOU!

  7. Emily9 Emily9
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:52pm UTC
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  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:44pm UTC
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  10. stilllovingyou stilllovingyou
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    So there is this girl . . .
    She doesn't need to wear make up,
    she looks pretty without it.
    She doesn't always wear the right things,
    but she always looks fantastic.
    She's a little bit diffrent,
    but that's why people love her.
    But I can honestly say she is beautiful, amazing, perfect, stunning, and so so much more.
    Oh, and she's also reading this right now.♥

  11. baliebinmahomies7 baliebinmahomies7
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 1:26am UTC
    That confusing moment
    When you wake up from a nap
    and you don't know what day it is.
    nmf.

  12. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:19am UTC
    "What do you want to do?"
    "I don't really care."
    "Do you want to watch TV?"
    "No."
    Okay, clearly you do care.

  13. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    He still hasn't texted me back..
    Maybe his phone broke.
    Maybe he got it taken away.
    Maybe he's in the shower.
    Maybe he's sleeping.
    Maybe his phone died.
    Maybe he's at the zoo.
    Maybe he got kidnapped.
    Maybe he got eaten by a bear.
    Maybe he lost it.
    Maybe he has it on silent.
    Maybe he's with another girl..
    Maybe his phones off.
    Maybe his mailbox ate it.
    Maybe- ugh.
    Who am I kidding..

  14. zoeelizabetth zoeelizabetth
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:21pm UTC

    I WONDER
    what the person I'm going to marry
    ..is doing..
    right now

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    That awkward behavior
    You get when your crush is around.

  16. Cherrycherryb00mb00m Cherrycherryb00mb00m
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    Deleting one ''ha'' from your ''hahahaha'' because you think it's a
    bit too much.

  17. maxie1313 maxie1313
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Friends With Benefits &
    No Strings Attached:
    Kelso & Jackie are
    STILL
    trying to make eachother
    jealous♥

  18. GoodLifex13 GoodLifex13
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 10:18am UTC
    Hahahahahahahahahaha
    I don't get it....

  19. yamigoochi yamigoochi
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    "FBI, OPEN THE DOOR."
    "Naah man, it's cooler when you
    BREAK IN."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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