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1. miranda0816
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2010 3:48pm UTC
   Jusin Bieber <33333333
   My Future Husband,
   One Time, at a concert, he looked right into my eyes... love at first sight <333
   He has a voice like a god :)
   Mrs. Justin Bieber <33333
   He's so sweet and sensetive.
   I'm in love...
   Lol, Jk...
   But she'll make a great wife,
   One Time at a concert... lol jk what concert?
   She has a voice like a goddess.
   Miss Justina Barabara
   She is so very interesting...
   I hate her.
   She is a chipmunk.Format--
   format - Secretsunspoken_x
   
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2. miranda0816
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2010 10:07am UTC
   Funny Stuff #4
   I know why they call this a "blind date." Because now that I see you, I wish I was blind.
   
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3. miranda0816
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2010 11:54am UTC
   Funny Stuff #3
   You're like disposable diapers...
   Always getting dumped.
   
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4. miranda0816
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2010 11:49am UTC
   Funny Stuff #2
   You know what I like about your face?
   ...me neither.
   
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5. miranda0816
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2010 7:11pm UTC
   Funny Stuff #1
   I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday.
   You never told me you were moving.
   
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6. miranda0816
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2010 5:58pm UTC
   i really like ham and cheese sandiwches.
   favorite if you do too.
   
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