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  1. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:46am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you call your teacher mom.

  2. alliecakess alliecakess
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Having one of those days where your hair looks like Hagrid's from Harry Potter.

  3. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade, & format.
    Sometimes i forget,
    that im not supposed to love you anymore.

  4. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:54pm UTC
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    I said I'm over you. But every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it's a text from you.

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    -PhoenixTears

  5. cookiemonsterxx cookiemonsterxx
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 10:45am UTC
    I loved you.
    But you changed. You were perfect,
    but I don't even know you anymore.

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Go Ahead.
    walk out of her life. she may be the one crying
    herself to sleep every night, but she's not the
    one making a fool of herself. y o u a r e . the
    stupidest thing you could ever do is let go of
    the one who loves you more than a n y o n e
    e l s e e v e r w i l l

  7. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    what
    nothing they just waved
    oh
    did you sea what I did there?
    no
    I'm shore you did.
    how do you have friends?
    don't be such a beach
    tumblr.

  8. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:29am UTC
    When I was little
    I used to sing in the shower. Now?
    I make life decisions in there.

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:07am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    format credit to the beautiful; damnntaylerx
    Walking with three people on the sidewalk,
    and ending up in the back behind them.

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    o p e n i n g
    the door for someone,
    and suddenly a huge line of people
    a p p e a r s .

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Running like a ninja,
    When your laptop displays 10% battery.

  13. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Call me Mr. Jonas, I can make your
    [ camp rock ] ♥
    nmq

  14. AlyaStunninnX3 AlyaStunninnX3
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Boy : I Have a Gf :D
    Dad : *Hi-5*
    Mom : Whose the tramp ?!
    Girl: I Have a Bf :D
    Mom : I can't wait to meet Him < 3
    Dad : Where's the ShotGun ?!

  15. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    The 'WTF' moment when,
    you do a math problem, and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

  16. xxsexyserenaxx xxsexyserenaxx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:28am UTC
    I'm so ready for
    Christmas

  17. xxsaraelisexx xxsaraelisexx
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    my parents accused me of being a liar.
    i looked them in the face & said,
    "tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny."
    & walked away like a boss.
    #swagg

  18. xxsaraelisexx xxsaraelisexx
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    it's the most
    beautiful time of the year,
    lights fill the streets spreding so much cheer.
    i should be playing in the winter snow,
    but imma be under the mistletoe.
    kiss me underneath the mistletoe,
    show me baby that you love me so, oh oh.

  19. briannaxo0ox briannaxo0ox
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Looks like MW3 is out
    Not talking to him anytime soon ..

  20. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    When something exciting happens,
    I randomly start slapping the person next to me.♥

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