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emilygm*
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February 5, 2014 9:29pm UTC

What a wonderful
caricature of
intimacy...

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Lifehappens
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August 3, 2013 8:49pm UTC

So what?
I like One Direction. Nobody can stop me from liking them.
BEST SONG EVER!

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kristabff
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May 18, 2013 4:33pm UTC

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emilygm*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:31pm UTC

I saw a youtube ad earlier today, and it was for
Scope's new Bacon Flavored Mouthwash.
Bacon.
Flavored.
Mouthwash.
I really wish I was kidding, but no.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

this one time
in sixth grade i was waiting for
my bus because it was
late and this girl was
cleaning out her locker and a
teacher was helping her and
all of the sudden the teacher started
screaming and the girl started
crying and all i heard was “
YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Jade672

posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:53pm UTC

I get jealous when someone else
has your attention. It's not because I'm needy or insecure.
I JUST DON'T WANT SOMEONE ELSE
to realize how amazing you are and for them to steal you away from me .
I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU TO SOMEONE ELSE.
You mean too much to me for that to happen .

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Gimmeafive
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 11:50pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
LISTEN
TO
CIMORELLI♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 3:20pm UTC

11:59 PM
my new year's revolution is to not hate everyone
12:01 AM
i'd like to report that i couldn't do it

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kara008

posted a quote
December 31, 2012 8:39pm UTC

I'm home alone on New Year's Eve
eating chicken wing dip and watching TV.
I'll try to keep things under control, mom.

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Ayesha01
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 8:11pm UTC

*Turns on radio* "
Shine bright like a-"
*Turns off radio*

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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house, not a sound was heard
except the c l i c k of a mouse

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 12:04pm UTC

I wish
I could pick my classmates every year...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC

everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
$300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

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kowhyda*
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December 28, 2012 12:15am UTC

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theWalrus
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Okay before the world ends,
I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
I let the dogs out.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC

SO, I WAS WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES TODAY, AND....
THE GRINCH: HELP ME, I'M FEELING!!
THE GRINCH: BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
THE GRINCH: AM I JUST EATING BECAUSE I'M BORED?
THE GRINCH: I COULD LAY IN BED, STARE AT THE CEILING AND SLIP SLOWLY INTO MADNESS.
THE GRINCH: HATE, HATE HATE. HATE, HATE HATE. LOATHE ENTIRELY.
YOU GUYS.
I AM THE GRINCH.
THE GRINCH IS ME.

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theawkwardauthor
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC

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