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  1. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 9:29pm EST
    What a wonderful
    caricature of
    intimacy...

  2. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 8:49pm EDT
    So what?
    I like One Direction. Nobody can stop me from liking them.
    BEST SONG EVER!

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:33pm EDT
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    oh my god
    oh my god becky look at her butt
    oh my god who the hell cares
    oh my god karen you can't just ask people why they're white
    oh my god witty is the best website ever
    Press Enter to search.
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  4. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 4:31pm EDT
    I saw a youtube ad earlier today, and it was for
    Scope's new Bacon Flavored Mouthwash.
    Bacon.
    Flavored.
    Mouthwash.
    I really wish I was kidding, but no.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm EST
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:43pm EST
    this one time
    in sixth grade i was waiting for
    my bus because it was
    late and this girl was
    cleaning out her locker and a
    teacher was helping her and
    all of the sudden the teacher started
    screaming and the girl started
    crying and all i heard was “
    YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
    IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 6:53pm EST
    I get jealous when someone else
    has your attention. It's not because I'm needy or insecure.
    I JUST DON'T WANT SOMEONE ELSE
    to realize how amazing you are and for them to steal you away from me .
    I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU TO SOMEONE ELSE.
    You mean too much to me for that to happen .

  8. Gimmeafive Gimmeafive
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:50pm EST

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    LISTEN
    TO
    CIMORELLI♥

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:20pm EST
    11:59 PM
    my new year's revolution is to not hate everyone
    12:01 AM
    i'd like to report that i couldn't do it

  10. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:39pm EST
    I'm home alone on New Year's Eve
    eating chicken wing dip and watching TV.
    I'll try to keep things under control, mom.

  11. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:11pm EST
    *Turns on radio* "
    Shine bright like a-"
    *Turns off radio*

  12. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm EST
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

  13. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 6:38pm EST
    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the house, not a sound was heard
    except the c l i c k of a mouse

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 12:04pm EST
    I wish
    I could pick my classmates every year...

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:23pm EST
    everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
    $300 worth of clothes and...
    me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:36pm EST
    is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

  17. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 12:15am EST
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  18. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:23pm EST
    Okay before the world ends,
    I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
    I let the dogs out.

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:06pm EST
    SO, I WAS WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES TODAY, AND....
    THE GRINCH: HELP ME, I'M FEELING!!
    THE GRINCH: BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
    THE GRINCH: AM I JUST EATING BECAUSE I'M BORED?
    THE GRINCH: I COULD LAY IN BED, STARE AT THE CEILING AND SLIP SLOWLY INTO MADNESS.
    THE GRINCH: HATE, HATE HATE. HATE, HATE HATE. LOATHE ENTIRELY.
    YOU GUYS.
    I AM THE GRINCH.
    THE GRINCH IS ME.

  20. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:41pm EST
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