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miintyz

1. miintyz
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2011 8:41pm UTC
   "Roses are red. Violets are blue.
   ~Faces like yours belong in the zoo.~
   Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too.
   Not in the cage
   but laughing at you."
   
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2. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 2:29pm UTC
   Poppin Bottles of My sprite
   Like a wizard
   When I drink I do it right gettin Slizzard
   Sippin Pepsi in my ride in my ride
   Like 3-6
   Now I'm feelin' so fly
   LIKE A CHEESESTICK
   *all mine don't steal :)*
   
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3. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 12:30pm UTC
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4. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 9:28am UTC
   I Like Turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But, I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle.
   
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5. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2011 2:55pm UTC
   *K-pop??*
   HECK YESH!!!
   *love to all the asians*
   <3
   
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6. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2011 11:52am UTC
   Don't you just hate it when you discover something absolutely amazing before anyone else at your school does....
   Then some "cool kid" steals your idea and THEN it becomes POPULAR and they set a trend?!?!
   
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7. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2011 11:47am UTC
   Does anyone else
   Get annoyed when someone
   posts a "quote" on witty that's a super FRIGGIN long
   useless questionnaire that takes up the whole page??
   
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8. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2011 11:14am UTC
   PROCRASTINATORS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!
   ....
   tomorrow.......... :/
   
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9. miintyz
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 2:38pm UTC
   Today I was trying to explain to my 7 yearr old little brother how you get your belly button when you're born.
   After I told him about the umbilical cord and etc....
   He made a horrified/fascinated face then asked me with complete seriousness....
   WAIT.. SO WHEN A BABIE'S BORN....DO THEY HAVE TO CRACK IT'S BUTT OPEN?! DO THEY PUT IN THE CRACK?!
   I couldn't stop laughing........ :D
   Gotta love little siblings ^_^
   
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10. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    My *magic* brings Vo l demort to the yard....
    I'm like... That's hurting my scar.... dang right that's hurting my scar......
    I would hex you... but I'm late for charms........ ;)
    
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11. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 12:23pm UTC
    Barbara Manateeeeeeee.... .You are the one for meeee....
    Sent from up abooooooovvvveee
    You are the one I love. <3
    
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12. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 12:19pm UTC
    Now it's time for, Silly Songs with Larry....
    (Anyone else remember this awesome part of veggietales???)
    
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13. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)
    WOOT! HIGH FIVIN KITTEHS!!!
    
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14. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 1:54pm UTC
    The other day I was at Victoria's Secret with a friend.
    While passing by the "underwear" I noticed a thong with the words HO HO HO stamped across the front...
    Ironic??? I think so.
    *true story*
    
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15. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 1:07pm UTC
    OH SUUUUUREEE....... It's all fun and games until somebody hurts the cow.......... O_O
    
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16. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 12:46pm UTC
    8 years old: Go to bed!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    13 years old: WAKE UP!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
    (lol another from fb...not mine)
    
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17. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:28am UTC
    *Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine.Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again, the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible with legit comments. I'm on a chair. *
    
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18. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:23am UTC
    *I always skip the first piece of bread cause its ugly *
    
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19. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 12:29am UTC
    uuhhhhh can anyone say this successfully???
    If I’m a singer that sings like the singer that sings songs in front of singers, I’ll sing a song in front of singers but I’m not a singer that sings like the singer that sings a song in front of the singers so I’m a singer that won’t sing a song in front of singers!!
    
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20. miintyz
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 12:27am UTC
    There’s gifts from uncle kelbo we weren’t supposed to open,
    Mom hates magic,
    Theres a magic chicken running around...
    If you see waffles...
    Don’t ask where they came from...
    Just enjoy them…
    
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