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michael__

1. michael__
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   you did the right thing to the wrong girl.
   next time, do the right thing to the right girl.
   
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2. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 3:36pm UTC
   Why do we feel safe under
   blakets? It's not like a murderer
   will come in thinking
   "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn!
   She's under a blanket."
   
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3. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   Don't cry because it's over,
   smile because it happened.
   
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4. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2012 10:55pm UTC
   Liking your own status,
   is like sucking your own di**,
   you just don't do it.
   
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5. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   Girls with a boyfriend;
   OMG it's Valentine's Day♥
   Single Girls;
   OMG, I hate Valentine's Day so much.. </3
   
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6. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   Kids at my school:
   I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarrettes.
   Me:
   Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breath really heavy and pretend I'm a dragon
   
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7. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 1:01am UTC
   Girl your amazing,
   just the way you are <3
   
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8. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 12:59am UTC
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT-lNhnn-CU&feature=youtu.be
   Watch that... It's my best friends video..
   Very Funny!
   
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9. michael__
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   •Too Many Funerals,
   Not Enough Graduations.
   •Too Many Babyshowers,
   Not Enough Weddings.
   
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10. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Guys like what they see.
    Girls like what they hear.
    That's why girls wear makeup
    &
    guys lie
    
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11. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Excuse me sir gangsta,
    -but I believe your trousers are decending.
    nmf
    
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12. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Ah good sir,
    -I do believe I have shat in my pantaloons.
    nmf
    
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13. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    Buying every girl,
    in my school, (40) a rose on Valentine's day, and
    writing on the paper, "your beautiful."
    LIKE A BOSS!
    NMF
    
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14. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:26am UTC
    You were
    made original,
    ----------------------
    don't die
    A copy.
    nmf
    
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15. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:22am UTC
    You were made original,
    Don't die a copy.
    
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16. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    If you knew
    what was on my mind,
    I would be in a mental hospital....
    LOL no more like jail!
    
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17. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Fave for Eminem/Slim Shady
    Comment for Lil Wayne/Young Money
    Just Wondering(:
    
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18. michael__
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Hey guys, it's Michael.
    I'm new to witty.
    [I am 13 years old and I play
    basketball,football, and soccer.]
    Follow me, I follow back!
    
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