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iheart_questionmarkk
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August 6, 2010 11:29am UTC

Thingstosaywhenaguydumpsyou#10 "gosh, you must have been reading my mind! i've been wanting out for weeks now!"

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iheart_questionmarkk
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August 6, 2010 11:25am UTC

Thingstosaywhenaguydumpsyou#10 "that's okay, i've been cheating on you for months."

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iheart_questionmarkk
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August 6, 2010 11:19am UTC

Thingstosaywhenaguydumpsyou#9 "i'm glad! i was trying to think of a way to get rid of you."

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iheart_questionmarkk
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August 6, 2010 11:06am UTC

Thingstosaywhenaguydumpsyou#8 "i wondered when you'd get the hint..."

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iheart_questionmarkk
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August 6, 2010 11:03am UTC

Thingstosaywhenaguydumpsyou#7 "oh gosh, what a relief!"

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iheart_questionmarkk
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August 6, 2010 11:00am UTC

Thingstosaywhenaguydumpsyou#6 "so you found someone else too, huh?"

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iheart_questionmarkk
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August 6, 2010 9:57am UTC

she says she doesn't care, but her eyes tell
a whole different story

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Nerd_Glasses_x
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August 6, 2010 11:26am UTC

Dear kesha,
love is not the only drug your on.

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Goldielocks11
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August 6, 2010 11:16am UTC

This one girl starts
charging me like a frickin' hippo
- Snooki , Jersey Shore

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NeverLetGo_xoxo
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August 6, 2010 11:22am UTC

The best things about pictures
is that they don't change,
even when the people in them do.<3

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xbrittanyx
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August 6, 2010 11:23am UTC

my love for you
is like my
cell phone plan:
un li mited♥
please dont jock[:

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messymargot
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July 18, 2010 9:16pm UTC

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May 16, 2010 10:58pm UTC

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shortii828xx
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December 23, 2009 1:41pm UTC

Edward:
Bella, I have to break up with you. Please don't be upset it's just that----
Kanye West:
Eddie, I'm really happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but I just wanted to say
Jacob has some of the best abs of all time.
NOT MINE! credit to christian_beadles_13

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krazy4twilight
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September 5, 2009 2:33pm UTC

Today,
I was at the mall wearing an
"I'm With Stupid"
shirt. A guy comes and hugs me and says
"I've finally found you!" His shirt said
"I'm Stupid."
We're going out tonight.
MLIA

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meganspoppin
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August 24, 2009 8:04pm UTC

&& am i the only one
who runs out of abercrombie screaming "AAAAIIR!"
and out of hollister screaming "LIIGHTT!"?
;D
my friend told me this a while ago.
not minee but its hilarious;D

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RadioactiveDating
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September 15, 2009 4:56pm UTC

i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral.
" i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute... but michael
jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
lmaoo, facebook<3

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Titan4Life
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December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC

Yesterday.
the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
"Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
laughing all period.
♥MLIA♥

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