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  1. IloveyouAndy56 IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    -Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

  2. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    girls play hard to get,
    because boy's play hard to keep♥
    nmf / nmq- i just loved it ♥

  3. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    me: i have to pee.
    parents: why didn't you go before we left!?
    me: i didn't have to before we left...

  4. RomanceOnARocketshipp RomanceOnARocketshipp
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    I would take a bullet for you
    Not in the head, but like in the leg or something

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    Dear Voldermort,
    A couple of lies
    will fix you're problem!
    sincerely, Pinocchio.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    By The Way,
    I never gave up on you. not even when you randomly
    decided to give up on me

  7. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    On a scale of 1- 10:
    you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need♥
    nmf.nmq

  8. raebobmarypants raebobmarypants
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Friends with benefits never work;
    one always falls for the other,
    and it's never
    HIM.

  9. dominiqueeewale dominiqueeewale
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude, you asked me for a ride home..when the party was at your house."

  10. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    relationship advice
    but is still single♥
    my quote/nmf

  11. xxlacey14xx xxlacey14xx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    those really simple things I love:
    -When anyone texts me first
    -Singing in the shower and feeling like I should be famous by now
    -Those fiery red sunsets. I want to go out with a bang like that too.
    -Those smiles you give your friends when they're across the room.
    -Amazing books.
    -Uncontrollable laughter.
    -Those late night talks you have with your friends where everything just comes out naturally and you know they won't tell a soul.
    -Dancing in the rain.
    -Cute old couples that you know have been together forever.
    -The warm feeling you get when someone says "You just made my day!"
    -Smiling in the faces of those who hurt you.
    -The smell of coffee on a rainy morning.
    -The days when all my friends are in a good mood, and we don't care what anyone thinks of us because we're having fun.
    anyone else?

  12. lipstickjellybean lipstickjellybean
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks...
    Then why is there a light in the fridge?

  13. LovePink291 LovePink291
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    WHEN YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN A SONG BUT YOU DONT WANT TO SING IT.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    During A Test. . .
    People look up for inspiration
    Down in desperation,
    and left and right for information.

  16. pinkeepie32 pinkeepie32
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    The only positive thing about you is HIV.

  17. dancebabexoxo dancebabexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons
    use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies

  18. Cutiegurlxo200 Cutiegurlxo200
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    I noticed Ugly begins with U and awesoME ends with ME !:)

  19. KSherman KSherman
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    ; Pay no attention to those who talk behind your back.
    *It simply means your two steps ahead..

  20. internetgeek internetgeek
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    There isn't enough cover up to cover the scars you left on my broken heart. </3

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