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  1. Potatoechipdip Potatoechipdip
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Honey, You're 12.
    Blow bubbles, Not boys.

  2. erica3698 erica3698
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    that moment when . . .
    you pass by a cop
    && you're like,
    "ACT NORMAL"
    even if you didn't do
    anything wrong.

  3. xxbruins11xx xxbruins11xx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    Hey why aren't you answering??
    Please answer?
    Sorry, I lost my phone.
    Oh, ok text me when you find it.
    Did you find it?
    No.
    Man. That stinks for you. how stupid are you to lose your phone.
    yeah, i'm stupid.

  4. yupitsjulia yupitsjulia
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:36am UTC
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  5. UnicornLight UnicornLight
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:59am UTC
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  6. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Today, I found an M&M
    in a bag of skittles.
    I believe it was spying on the enemy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. caseysanborn caseysanborn
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    GET ON MY LEVEL.
    oh wait. you can't, cause your always on your
    KNEES.

  8. PhotoFreak8 PhotoFreak8
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    Take your records, take your freedom,
    Take your memories I don't need em,
    Take your space and take your reasons
    but you'll think of me ♥

  9. ileikyourfaceanna ileikyourfaceanna
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Peace sign up.
    Index finger down.

  10. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  11. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  12. lanapoll lanapoll
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you say 'suck my dick' and your a girl.
    fav if you do this.

  13. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    my hearts broken."you break it, you buy it."pay up boy.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. hockeylovexx3 hockeylovexx3
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Why'd the unicorn fall off the building?
    It got shot.
    -

  16. hockeychiickx11 hockeychiickx11
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    is it just me?
    or don't female hockey players get enough credit?
    nmf.

  17. dancer4evr1 dancer4evr1
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    Theres this guy that ive known since elementary school, and i have always had a crush on him, but he has never liked me, we were like sorta good friends two years ago but we drifted apart, and today when i went into my accounting class i sat down by myself, because there was no other kids i knew in my grade, and he walked in and looked at me, came and sat down next to me and started talking to me, hes always been in the popular crowd and im not, he is the only kid i know in that class, he is super nice, good looking, and funny.
    I have a feeling im gonna start to fall for him.... again.

  18. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    IPod on shuffle
    next, next, no,
    next, blah, not, nope, next, no,
    ehh, no, next,
    YES!

  19. livelovedance livelovedance
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck?•••••••
    well breaking a condom is 18.

  20. hockeylovexx3 hockeylovexx3
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    don't mind my gasping,
    it's just so much harder to breathe n you're when you're near.♥
    When Three's a Crowd-Jeremy McKinnon

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