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meli951

1. meli951
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   May 17, 2010 4:20pm UTC
   I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.
   ~Marilyn Monroe~
   
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2. meli951
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   April 29, 2010 1:15pm UTC
   Am I the only one
   who when she sees
   'I just can't wait...'
   as in
   'I just cant wait for summer'
   thinks
   'i just can't wait to be king!'
   Ha I love Lion King! best movie EVER!
   Mine =)
   
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3. meli951
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   April 23, 2010 1:11pm UTC
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4. meli951
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   April 22, 2010 1:14pm UTC
   You make me smile like the sun
   Fall out of bed
   Sing like bird
   Dizzy in my head
   Spin like a record
   Crazy on a Sunday night
   You make me dance like a fool
   Forget how to breathe
   Shine like gold
   Buzz like a bee
   Just the thought of you can drive me wild
   Ohh you make me smile
   Hunter's Song To Me :-) God I love that boy!
   
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5. meli951
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   April 21, 2010 4:19pm UTC
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6. meli951
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   April 21, 2010 1:18pm UTC
   Dear Boy,
   Last time I checked, eternity did NOT have an experation date. So think about that the next time you want to hurt one of my friends. She is like my sister. Thanks for letting me be able to do my job of picking up the pieces. Luckily chocolate cures almost everything!
   BURN IN HELL!!!
   Yours Truly,
   That girl's friend SISTER!
   This one's for Carly! I love ya girl!
   
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7. meli951
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   April 19, 2010 1:36pm UTC
   Kayla-Kea: Dude! Look at this! *holds up pickle*
   Me: Huh? What? *sees pickle* Oh Emm Jeezy! Your pickle has abs!
   Kayla-Kea: I know!
   Later that night!
   Kayla-Kea: Hey Vernon, Does your pickle have abs?
   Vernon: It can have anything you want it too!
   Me and Hunter: ITS TOO SMALL TO HAVE ABS!
   Vernon: Hunter hush! Yours is smaller!
   Me: Ha sure lets go with that.
   Kayla-Kea: OMG! he showed you his pickle too?!
   Hunter and Vernon: _____
   Kayla-Kea: Well. It was big..
   Me and her: HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
   I love my oh so retarded friends, Kayla-Kea and Vernon, and the love of my life, Hunter!!!
   
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8. meli951
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   April 6, 2010 1:29pm UTC
   Truth Time
   Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
   Ha Sure but i cant be held responsible for what you find out!
   Where were you last night?
   Mi Casa unforetunately
   What is today's date?
   4/6/10
   Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
   Hunter ='(
   When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
   When the syupid people at walmart have it working!
   Anyone crushing on you?
   hmm.. DUH!
   What is your relationship status?
   its complicated i guess
   Has anyone ever sang to you?
   ha Vernon!
   Has anyone ever given you roses?
   Awe yes =D
   If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
   Maybe depends on why im abandoned
   Who do you text the most?:
   Kristen or Tyler
   How do you make your money?
   I deal with my great grandma
   First person to text today?
   Facebook =)
   What is your favorite color?
   Blue
   What color are your eyes?
   Blue
   What is a compliment you receive often?
   Beautiful Eyes or Big Boobs
   How tall are you?:
   5'3"
   Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
   Jamey just a minute ago! ha
   Do you like your parents?
   Of course!
   Do you secretly like someone?:
   =) maybe ;)
   Why did your last relationship end?
   he lied to me
   Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
   i have no idea
   Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
   Across the country!
   Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
   SLEEP!
   Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
   idk different people say different things
   How long does it take you to shower?
   usually longer than 30 minutes
   Can you do splits?
   yeah
   Are you flexible?
   i guess
   What did you do on New Years Eve?
   at church!
   Was your mom there?
   Nope
   Can you speak any other language than English?
   ha i can barely understand english
   What is the last letter of your middle name?
   E
   How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
   like 3
   Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:
   rarely
   Are you scared of flying?
   Nope
   What do you sleep in?
   Shorts and a tankie
   Who was the last person you kissed?
   hunter =(
   Do you like funny people or serious people?
   Both
   What are you listening to?
   Jamey laughing!
   What jewelry do you wear all the time?
   my ring
   What do you have planned for tonight?
   Nothing!
   Is the last person you kissed older than you?
   Yes
   Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?
   Myspace
   Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
   My shortie shorts
   Do you like to like messages or comments better?
   Both
   Last movie you saw in theaters?
   Why did i get married Too
   last thing you ate?
   bag of chips
   What was last thing you drank?
   dr pepper
   r u happy right now?
   Yup
   if you could have one thing right now what would it be?
   every item of clothing ive ever wanted
   Who makes you happiest right now?
   Friends
   what were you doing at midnight last night?
   In bed
   Are you left handed?
   No
   What was for dinner tonight?
   enchiladas
   What is the last thing you thought about?
   this quiz
   when is your birthday?
   10-14-1995
   Do you want to get married and have Children one day?
   doesnt everyone?
   
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9. meli951
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   April 6, 2010 1:16pm UTC
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10. meli951
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    March 22, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Meagan: Ugh he annoys me all the time! I wouldn't like him! He's perfect for you though cuz you put him in his place!
    Me: Even if he was annoying, i wouldn't mind being anoyed cuz i love him! <3
    Meagan: But if he annoyed you, you never would have fallen in love with him.
    Me: But, but, but... I guess you have a point =(
    Meagan:But its ok cuz im sure he would cry like a baby
    Me and her both: Laughing histarically!!
    gotta love invisible fumes in library!!!
    
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11. meli951
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    March 22, 2010 1:30pm UTC
    Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?
    1. Hunter <3
    2.Josh
    3.Todd
    4.A.J
    5.brice
    6.Chapin
    7.Antonio
    8.Neil
    9.Daulton
    10.Vernon
    11.Brooks
    12.Matt
    13.Thomas
    How did you and #12 meet?
    he's my brother
    Have you ever seen #4 cry?
    ha no that would be awkward
    Would #11 and #2 make a good couple?
    ha if i answered that truthfully # 2 would kill me!
    Are you really good friends with #13?
    sorta
    Do you think #5 is cute?
    yeah I guess
    .
    Something about #1...?
    he's the love of my life <33
    What's #7's favorite color?
    Blue?
    What would you do if #6 confessed that they liked you?
    total bro hoe relationship ruined!
    Fact about #9?
    ha he's my secret lover!
    Would you ever live with #8?
    eh no!
    What's the worst thing about #10?
    pot head!
    whos going out with number 13
    noone
    What do you think about #3?
    love him like a brother!
    Where dose #13 live?
    somewhere in louisvile! ha
    
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12. meli951
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    February 9, 2010 7:13pm UTC
    laugh your heart out
    dance in the rain
    cherish the moment
    ignore the pain
    live, laugh, love
    forgive & forget
    life's too short to live with regrets!
    
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13. meli951
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    February 9, 2010 6:59pm UTC
    cellphone survey !
    1. what is your current ringtone ?
    bad bad girlfriend by nickelback ;)
    2. what is your current wallpaper ?
    me and my bestie kristen!
    3. what kind of phone do you have ?
    Pantech_Slate its amazing =)
    4. do you own a picture phone ?
    yup! =))
    5. do you have texting ?
    uh duh!
    6. who is the last person you talked to on your cellphone ?
    Hunter =))
    5. what service do you have ?
    AT&T it sux >.<
    6. at this very moment, how many bars do you have ?
    four
    7. who's on your speed dial ?
    2.mom 3.dad 4.mywifey 5.the bf 6.tyler 7.grandma 8.grandpa 9.home
    8. do you currently have a new voicemail ?
    nope...
    9. how many contacts do you have that start with a j ?
    13
    10. who do you call the most ?
    mi madre! haha
    11. how many text messages do you get a month ?
    last time my dad told me it was like over 8,000
    12. what are the first two didgets of your number ?
    34
    13. go to your SENT texts, what does the first one say ? & who is it to ?
    Fun fun =).. im hyper! to hunter..
    14. who's the last person you called ?
    meagan
    15. last person that texted you ?
    philip
    16 last person you added to your contacts ?
    colby c
    17. how many minutes are on your plan ?
    700
    18. who's your 5th contact?
    ~joshie pooh~ haha
    19. wanna give out your number ?
    nope im good.
    
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14. meli951
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    December 4, 2009 9:16pm UTC
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15. meli951
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    November 18, 2009 8:44pm UTC
    &the only reason
    i go to basketball
    is cuz
    he has
    sixth period
    with
    CoAcH wIsDoM!
    
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16. meli951
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    November 18, 2009 8:15pm UTC
    him: do you like me?
    me: duh! why would i not?
    him: do you wanna kiss me?
    me: ya.. ur hot so of course
    him: so do you wanna go out?
    me: uh no.. jus cuz i said i like you and wanna kiss you doesnt mean im interested ;]
    haha suck on dat alex!!!
    true story!
    
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