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  1. kimkim11 kimkim11 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Zoey 101
    "My girlfriend told me to stop taking to you" :(
    "oh......... Kay" :(
    "So i broke up with her" :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. brokenheart2 brokenheart2
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    whats mickey without minnie
    whats piglet withoug pooh
    whats donald without daisy
    thats me without you
    when ariel doesnt sing
    and pooh bear hates honey
    when tigger stops bouncing
    and goofy isnt funny
    when peter pan cant fly
    and simba never roars
    when alice in wonderland
    cant fit through small doors
    when dumbos ears are small
    and happile ever after isnt true
    thats when ill stop loving you!

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Mum: "all you do is eat and fangirl about One Direction."
    Me: "YOLO."

    format credit to OneDirection

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    PLAYING WITH A GIRLS
    feelings is ugly, If you don't want to
    be with her, just tell her.
    Don't lie to her
    -Zayn Malik
    -OneDirection

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    " I'd rather be a kid and play with
    paper planes than be
    a man and play with womans hearts"
    - Niall Horan♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  7. Summer430 Summer430
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    I love you (English)
    Je t'aime (French)
    Te amo (Spanish)
    Jeg elsker dig (Danish)
    Mahal kitan (Filipino)
    Ich liebe dich (German)
    Kocham cię (Polish)
    Rad te imam (Slovenian)
    Ego amare (Latin)
    I dont care what language you choose, as long as you mean it. And my heart stays in one peice. <3

  8. missmeltdown missmeltdown
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Here's to everybodyThat knows the differencebetween "too" and "to"

  9. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're dancing in the dark and you stub your toe.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you're trying to text someone and the person next to you looks at your screen.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    And who else wants to be
    kissed under the mistletoe
    this year?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    H.O.P.E.
    Hold on, pain ends.

  15. MadisonMichaela MadisonMichaela
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    You can't spell stud
    without STD.

  16. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    Spongebob: "Can you here me?
    Patrick: "No it's to dark."

  17. MessyMakeup MessyMakeup
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    "You sit on a throne of lies."
    - Buddy the Elf

  18. flippy14 flippy14
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    that terrifying
    moment when you were little was having your parents sign a test that you
    failed

  19. coolcat247 coolcat247
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    listening to someone
    tell a story and just thinking "lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie"
    nmf/nmq

  20. Ballerina Ballerina
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:25am UTC
    THE AWKWARD
    MOMENT
    When someone compliments you and you dont know what to say

:)

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