meggieb131's Favorites

RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 12:33am UTC

If my name was Simon, I would always speak in third person.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 690 points

str0ng
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Wouldn't it suck if you were allergic to nutella?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 577 points

softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

A Ghost
Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1396 points

makin_it_rain7
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Me: **Pouring my heart out in a very thought out text**
Person: oh, lol
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS & I'LL BE LIKE, "OH, LOL"
nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 688 points

kitten7121
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Here's To The Kids
That Know
Proper Grammar
And can tell the difference between
>>Your<< and >>You're<<
Format Credit - kitten7121

👍 this is good · read the comments · 483 points

Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Sister: I found your witty
Me:
Sister:
Me:
Sister:
Doctor: Well, it looks like she's going to be suffering from long term memory loss from falling out of that window..

👍 this is good · read the comments · 935 points

Phoebe*
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
Bully: .....
Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
Dad: .....
Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
Brother: ....
Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
Me: ...this is why I love you.
nmf/
all mine♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1415 points

love14ever
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC

*Parent's go out for the night*
Other normal kids: Have big parties, sneek out and do really cool things.
Me: Blast music, sings as loud as i can, and pee with the door open.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 345 points

Kalliefornia
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 5:30pm UTC

I'M IN LOVE WITH CITIES
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AND PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET
♥♥♥♥♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 528 points

Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Hey I just met you.
And this is loco.
But heres four candy canes for you.
YOU GO GLENN COCO.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1128 points

Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 4:48pm UTC

WE HAD TO LEARN,
HOW TO BEND,
WITHOUT THE WORLD CAVING IN.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 593 points

hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Willow Smith has a tongue piercing and she's 11.
You know what I had when I was 11?
NOTHING.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 542 points

Anthony96
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Prove to me that you care.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 644 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 1:37pm UTC

"They're like 12!"The proper way to refer to anyone younger than you.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 993 points

ilikethings
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 11:10am UTC

Seeing a quote
And thinking, "that'll be top by tomorrow morning."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 599 points

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:25pm UTC

I just want you
That's it.
All your flaws.
Mistakes.
Smiles
Giggles.
Jokes.
Sarcasm.
Everything.
I just want you

👍 this is good · read the comments · 983 points

Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:34pm UTC

A girl as pretty as you;;
doesn't deserve to cry.
♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1060 points

ForgottenToYou
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC

When you stub your toe and you're thinking
"Well, this is it. I'm going to die. I'm never going to fall in love. I'm never going to have children. I'm never going to grow old. Thank you, chair, for ending my life."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 338 points

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:35pm UTC

The funny thing is,
Nobody ever really knows how much anybody else is hurting.
We could be standing next to somebody who is completely broken
and we wouldn't even know it...
______

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1381 points

Blackshoes
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:17pm UTC

You know you had fun when you can't tell your parents what you did. ;P

👍 this is good · read the comments · 295 points

Witty Profiles

meggieb131