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  1. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    A conversation with our male science teacher.
    Girl: Wow, I had the right answer before, but then I changed it...
    Teacher: You first instinct is usually right.
    Girl: Yeah! Like in the morning when you're getting dressed and you can't choose between the red dress or the white dress!
    Teacher: I have that problem all the time! I usually go for the red dress, but then I wake up and say "Put on some pants."

  2. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Happy
    National
    Pancake
    Day

  3. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    God made the universe,
    Everything else is made in China.

  4. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 12:10am UTC
    And today He gave me His phone number.
    We're texting this very minute.

  5. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    So... When's the world supposed to end this year?

  6. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Guy Friend: I love this computer.
    Friend: Yes, and she loves you too. I mean, you keep turning her on.
    Guy Friend: I know right?
    Friend: In fact, you two should really stop mousing around.
    Me: Wow, that was really cheesy.
    Later...
    Me: *Bangs my Guy Friend's keyboard*
    Guy Friend: Hey! Stop it! You know, I'm not afraid to punch you!
    Me: C'mon, we all know your bark is worse than your gigabyte.

  7. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Today I found out...
    that He carries a picture of me in his wallet. ♥

  8. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________

  9. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Today my friends and I were having a little competition
    We were squeezing each other's hands to see who would give up first. Immature, yes, but very fun. We got almost everyone in the class involved including people I hate. So I tried doing it with a guy that I hate. We were kind of holding hands so he goes and says
    Woah, that feels nice!
    It freaked the living crap out of me.

  10. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Normal People: It's best to forgive and forget.
    Me: I prefer to retain and relive.

  11. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Well, I've finally
    entered the age modernly known as teenagers.
    You guys make it seem like a wonderful phase of life.

  12. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Ugh! I'm so fat.
    Really? How much do you weigh?
    Um.... I don't know...
    Wow, just wow. -_-
    If this is you, you aren't fat!
    -nmf-

  13. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    “I think it would be easier to fight in a dress,” says Marlene, tapping her chin. “It would give your legs freer movement. And who really cares if you flash people your underwear, as long as you’re kicking the crap out of them?”
    Lynn goes silent, like she recognizes that as a spark of brilliance but can’t bring herself to admit it.
    “What’s this about flashing underwear?”
    says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. “Whatever it is, I’m in.”
    ~Insurgent
    Veronica Roth

  14. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    "Our Biggest Fear
    is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”
    -Marianne Williamson

  15. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Here's to all of the Families,
    That lost a loved one on 9/11.
    Format Credit: Megaserperior

  16. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    I may not have worn yellow today,
    I may not have wrote Love, or Stay Strong on my
    wrists.
    But that doesn't mean I don't care.

  17. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Am I the only one...?
    That has the amazing ability to watch a movie and still not know the character's names?
    Fave for a series
    Format Credit: Megaserperior

  18. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Am I the only one...?
    Who falls too hard and too easily?
    Fave for a series
    Format Credit: Megaserperior

  19. megaserperior megaserperior
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    July 4, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Am I the only one...?
    Who loves video games more than guys?
    Fave for a series
    Format Credit: Megaserperior

  20. megaserperior megaserperior
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    July 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Am I the only one...?
    Who wonders if our parents had to go through all of the crap and drama we endure?
    Fave for a series
    Format Credit: Megaserperior

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