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  1. cepstein10210 cepstein10210
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time.

  2. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Lol So True: #181
    Beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against walls, tables, chairs, floors, and people.
    lolsotrue.com

  3. Emmi89 Emmi89
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said
    the arc wasn’t leaving until 5
    Sincerely, Unicorns

  4. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    I hate my hair
    I hate my eyes
    I hate my body
    I hate my weight
    I hate me

  5. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    I hate a lot of people
    because a lot of people are idiots.

  6. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Apparently adjusting your
    bra in public is a "gross
    behavior".
    Excuse you.
    If a guy can scratch his junk
    in public, I can adust my
    bra, thank you.

  7. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Gangnam Style
    is just today's macarena.

  8. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
    Sleeping in a Katniss braid and waking up
    looking like a first-year Hermione...
    -__-

  9. SinnersNeverSleep SinnersNeverSleep
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Surround yourself with people who are going to lift you higher.

  10. mexismoo mexismoo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    People throw rocks at at things that shine?
    Edward cullen shines...
    format credit to Taylor__Swift

  11. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    When you try your best but you don't succeed,
    when you get what you want but not what you need,
    when you feel so tired but you can't sleep,
    stuck in reverse, when the tears are
    streaming down your face, when you lose
    something you can't replace, when you love
    someone but it goes to waste, could it be worse?
    Lights will guide you home, & ignite your bones,
    & I will try to fix you♥

  12. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Have
    f a i t h i n m e .

  13. mexismoo mexismoo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Can you go follow my new fan account for lucy spraggan?
    @LucySpraggaan
    format credit to Taylor__Swift

  14. SinnersNeverSleep SinnersNeverSleep
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:47am UTC
    If perfect's what you're looking for,
    then baby never change.

  15. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    [] Single
    [] Taken
    ☑ I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

  16. bvbcaity77 bvbcaity77
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    Bryan Stars: What is the worlds worst animal?
    Andy Biersack: ....who cares?
    Bryan Stars: Have you ever looked at nature and ever thought that animal was really stupid looking?
    Andy Biersack: Yeah....all the time.
    Danny Worsnop: It's what we do.
    Andy Biersack: We get angry...we go to parks, like national parks, and just.... -_-
    Danny Worsnop: We go to the zoo and...
    Andy Biersack: Meh.
    Danny Worsnop: We go to the zoo and heckle at funny lookin' ones.
    Andy Biersack: Yeah, we just sit with beers and -_-. Look at that f*ckin' deer.
    Danny Worsnop: Hey deer! You're f*ckin' duuuuumb! That was my America.

  17. magicalmustache magicalmustache
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Dear little old lady's in a wheelchair with blankets over your legs your not fooling anyone....retired mermaids

  18. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Trees just sorta stand there.
    they remind me of me.

  19. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    wrists are for bracelets,
    not for cuts.

  20. BeautifulMiracles BeautifulMiracles
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 5:07am UTC
    I don't know what to think, or how I feel
    Except for the fact that I'm not OK
    I don't know what I'm doing
    Expect for the fact that I'm doing it wrong
    I don't know who I am
    Except for the fact that whoever she is,
    I hate her

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