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megannnn

1. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 11:11am UTC
   If We We're Actors Filming A Love Scene ..
   I'd Make A Small Mistake So We'd Have To Try Again <3
   
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2. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   This Is How The Story Really Goes:
   A husband and a wife were going out for the night.
   They have two kids, so they called their best babysitter.
   They left when she got there.
   At about 8:00, she went upstairs to put the kids to bed.
   She went back downstairs to watch t.v.
   (shes just sitting on the couch watching t.v. like normal)
   Theres a clown statue in the living room and she gets freaked out.
   So she calls the parents and asks if she can go into another room
   because the statue is scaring her.
   (****Pause on the other line****)
   They tell her, 'Get the kids and go to the neighbors,
   and call us when you get there.'
   She calls and asks, 'What's going on?'
   They tell her, 'We dont have a clown statue in our living room".
   (The story is, a migit guy would sneak into the kids bedroom window
   and play with them.
   He would rock the baby in the rocker.
   He would buy them toys.
   The parents were always wondering where the toys came from.
   And the kids would always talk about their friend.
   The parents just thought, since their kids, they can have imaginary
   friends.)
   (Btw, this story is just a myth.)
   
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3. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   Cool story babe.
   Now make me a sandwich (:
   
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4. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 1:47pm UTC
   Yeah im falling from cloud nine.
   Crashing from the high !
   
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5. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 1:27pm UTC
   What We Want Is Right In Front Of Us ...
   We Just Can't Reach It.
   
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6. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 1:25pm UTC
   If Life Was A Story Book ..
   We'd Meet On The First Page. <3 (:
   
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7. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   there are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. what you've got to do is turn around and say 'watch me'.
   -unknown.
   
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8. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 1:16pm UTC
   I'd Be Lying If I Told You 'Living Without You' Was Something I Could Handle. <3
   
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9. megannnn
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 1:12pm UTC
   Life Is A Beach ....
   I'm Just Playin' In The Sand !
   -Lil Wayne (:
   
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10. megannnn
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    I am sooo very bored ..
    
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11. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    that bad moment when you're in love with your ex boyfriend ..
    but you're also in love with your actual boyfriend.
    
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12. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    I'm sick of being sweet.
    I'm sick of being nice.
    So f*ck you once.
    And f*ck you twice.
    
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13. megannnn
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    May 21, 2012 2:56pm UTC
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14. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Love is love.
    Whether your gay.
    A lesbian.
    Bysexual.
    Or just straight.
    I see no difference at
    all. <3
    
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15. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Wanna hear a joke about my boyfriend's dick?
    Nevermind, its too long.
    (this is a joke. i have never seen my boyfriends dick. just making that clear)
    
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16. megannnn
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    May 21, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Damnnnnnnn, you RACHID !
    
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17. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    You remind me of this girl i know.
    Ug Lee.
    
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18. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    I love how in scary movies, the person yells out 'Hello?'
    As if the bad guys gonna be like ' Yeah, im in the kitchen ! Want a sandwich?'
    
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19. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    I was planing on doing something today ...
    But, i still havent finished doing nothing
    from yesterday ...
    
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20. megannnn
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    BOY: hey, uh, are you free tomorrow?
    GIRL: no, im f-n' expensive !
    
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