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  1. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    Happy Leap Day!!!

  2. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Are you proud? Proud that you made the "strong" girl make new scars.
    Take a bow.

  3. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    National Suicide Prevention Hotline
    1-800-273-8255
    repost -- you could save someone's life

  4. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    The ones with the prettiest eyes shed the most tears.......
    The ones with the greatest smile are faking it.......
    The ones that seem the happiest are the depressed ones...............
    The girl with her face coated in makeup is too self concious to go without it............
    The confident girl with the prettiest sweaters cuts herself every night......................
    DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER

  5. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN I TURN CAPLOCKS OFF
    you start reading this normally and when me no use
    good English in sentence voice sound like caveman
    and when I tell you that I'm typing this in my flat
    in London you will start to read this with a British
    accent.  

  6. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN I TURN CAPLOCKS OFF
    you start reading this normally and when me no use
    good English in sentence voice sound like caveman
    and when I tell you that I'm typing this in my flat
    in London you will start to read this with a British
    accent. <3
    nmqnmf

  7. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    Texting Abbreviations
    for the Elderly
    LMDO - Laughing my Dentures Out
    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
    ROFL.....CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
    BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
    IMHO - Is my Hearing Aide on?
    SUS - Speak up Sonny
    WIWYA - When I Was Your Age
    GOML - Get Off My Lawn
    LOL - Living on Lipitor
    MGAD - My Grandson's a Doctor
    BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

  8. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:24pm UTC
     people are funny
    they spend money they haven't earned,
    to buy things they don't need  to impress people
    they don't like

       

  9. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    "Not everything you read on the
    internet is factual."
    -Abraham Lincoln

  10. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    Fave and I'll tell you a name that sounds good with yours.

  11. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Fact #1
    Yawning is contagious.
    Even thinking about yawning is
    enough
    There is a 50% chance that you
    will yawn after reading this.

  12. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Fact #1
    Yawning is contagious.
    Even thinking about yawning is
    enough
    There is a 50% chance that you
    will yawn after reading this.

  13. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    The world would be a much creepier place
    i f p e o p l e w i n k e d i n r e a l l i f e
    a s m u c h a s t h e y d o o n t h e
    i n t e r n e t
    ;)

  14. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    The best way to spread Christmas cheer
    is singing loud for all to hear.
    you know where that's from ;)

  15. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Today is the...
    OLDEST you've ever been, and the YOUNGEST you will ever be again.
    NMQNMF

  16. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    What if...
    oxygen is poisonous
    but it takes 80 years to kill us.
    <3 for series
    nmf nmq

  17. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Everything will be okay
    in the end.
    and if it's not okay,
    Its not the end.
    (unknown)

  18. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    i love you. i always have. everytime i see you i get butterflies in my stomach. please just notice me!! i can't get you out of my mind. i'm always thinking about you. whenever you smile my heart skips a beat. why can't u notice that i'm in love with u and say something to me!! just ask me out already!
    WHAT?!
    sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard

  19. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    Dear Dracula,
    Do you remember that night 10 months ago? Well we have a son. His name is Edward.
    Love <3,
    Tinkerbell
    nmq
    i love twilight but this is hilarious

  20. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Today I was at the movies
    and a preview came on,
    It was little girls describing
    their hero figure and how they are such a great example,
    I immediatley thought
    that they were describing their
    MOMS
    Then a logo appeared on the screen that said,
    Barbie
    I was shocked.
    Where has society gone?

:)

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