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vicctorriaaax
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August 22, 2011 8:51am UTC

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
today,
I saw a girl, about 8,
COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
Why?
HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
in fact, its terrible.
I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.

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KrystalKastles
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August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iLovePerryThePlatypus
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 10:49pm UTC

Hey, where are you?
In a magical place where unicorns fart rainbows and poop butterflies.
Oh. So walmart?
You know it.

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emily1534
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 1:38pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj try to out-do Lady Gaga's outfit, and Gaga just strolls in as a man.
nmf
LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

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SmileForTheCamera
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September 11, 2011 2:00pm UTC

click to see this quote

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An'*
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 4:10pm UTC

in a crowd full of beautiful people,
would you still notice someone like me? ♥

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nebraska99
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 8:11am UTC

N e e d l e m a n : S o I s a i d , " I f y o u t a l k t o m e l i k e
t h a t a g a i n , w e ' r e t h r o u g h ! "
S m i t t y : O h ! W h a t d i d s h e s a y ?
N e e d l e m a n : Y o u k n o w m y m o m .
S h e s e n t m e t o m y r o o m .
MONSTERS INC :)
♥
LAYOUTCREDI

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Biancaaa_xx
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August 10, 2011 8:20am UTC

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
You look bangable...
so i'll add you

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Biancaaa_xx
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 6:08am UTC

We all have. . .
--> that one guy bestfriend that
we lose because he gets a
girlfriend

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chickennugget
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 8:02am UTC

Today;
I went over to the guy i likes house. He kissed me standing in a huge
feild with the radio to his truck playing 'Sparks Fly" by Taylor Swift.
Over the trees you could see the sky lighting up every two minutes
Becuase of the lightening. When he realized that I was scared of
The lightening, He held me, the whole way back to my house.

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LiveIT13
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 11:06am UTC

if i had angel, wings.
it wouldn't matter how far they took me
as long as they took me
to you
❤
NMF

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amberleeprettty
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 11:03am UTC

You:Teacher!Teacher:Yes?You:Can I ask you something?Teacher:Sure,Go on.You:Would you punish me for something I didn't do at all?Teacher: Of course not.You:Good I didn't do my homework.Fave if you get it

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anna_girlygirl
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 9:53am UTC

Even when you fall on your face,
your still moving forward!

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