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mcortese10

1. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 8:25pm UTC
   i hate people .
   
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2. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 6:05pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when half way through telling a story you realize its pointless :)
   
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3. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 5:59pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you spell a common word correctly, but it just looks so wrong, so you just stare at it forever :)
   
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4. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 5:55pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs :)
   
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5. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 5:50pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD ...........MOMENT
   when you rub your eyes and forget that you're wearing mascara :)
   
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6. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 5:45pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you say what about 5 times and still don't know what the other person is saying.. so you just smile and nod :)
   
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7. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 5:41pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when your alone... so you pull out your phone and start texting so you don't look like an idiot :)
   
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8. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2011 9:50am UTC
   WHY IS WITTY QUOTES ALL ABOUT YOUR CRUSH THAT YOU CANT GET OR WANT ....YOU SOUND LIKE LOSERS COME GET IT TOGETHER AND MAKE SOME INTERESTING QUOTES THAT WONT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP AFTER READING THEM.
   
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9. mcortese10
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2011 9:25am UTC
   LAUGHING BECAUSE OF A PERSONS SMILE,
   SMILING BECAUSE OF A PERSON'S LAUGH :D
   
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    June 10, 2011 9:20am UTC
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    I can see clearly now the rain has gone . But you still can't see me
    
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11. mcortese10
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    IF YOU LIVE TO BE 100, I HOPE I LIVE TO
    BE 1OO MINUS 1 DAY, SO I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU .
    
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12. mcortese10
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    June 5, 2011 10:09pm UTC
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13. mcortese10
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    June 5, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    that one moment when your sunburn turns into tan...
    FREAKIN HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!
    
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14. mcortese10
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    the next time you feel a sneeze coming on, yell out "PIKA" ......right before you sneeze.
    
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15. mcortese10
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    June 2, 2011 12:46pm UTC
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16. mcortese10
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:18pm UTC
    Love doesn’t make the world go ’round
    Love is what makes the ride worthwhile
    
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17. mcortese10
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    DEAR STINK BUGS,
    EVERYONE HATES YOU GUYS... JUST DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE!
    LOVE THE HUMAN RACE
    
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18. mcortese10
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 9:47am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you get only 1 fav on a quote...because you told your friend to fav it.
    
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19. mcortese10
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    dont worry....
    JUST KEEP SWIMMING !
    
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20. mcortese10
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    “You’re Damn Lucky Because You’ve Just Stumbled Upon...
    The “SECRET FORMULA” To Making
    People Like You!
    *Hint*: It's got to do with being funny. ;)
    
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