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  1. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    im back hollllaaa
    anyone wanna send me a good layout hmu

  2. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    act your age,
    not your shoe size.

  3. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 11:21am UTC
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  4. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    Living Life to
    the Fullest
    Chapter 4
    As we get out of the car Char grabs my hand as we approach this group of kids who looked our age. They all look up as we approach them. One guy with short blonde hair smirks.
    “Who did you bring Brooke? Two lesbians?”
    He snickers and everyone laughs. Char squeezes my hand knowing that I would b*tch at him for that. I bite my lip.
    “Shutttup Ryan,” Brooke snaps at him, “this is Jez and Charlie, they are twin sisters who will be going to Trafalgar.” She tells the group.
    Char lets go of my hand and Ryan stands up and takes her hand in his.
    “Where have you been all of my life?” He takes her hand and kisses it.
    I would think this would be incredibly romantic, but he was a douche before so it just ruined it. Char seems to forget what he had said before and giggles.
    “In Australia!” She exclaims.
    “I can tell by your sexy accent.” He tells her seductively.
    Char blushes and they walk away talking.
    “Jez, this is Aphrodite, Crystal, and Victoria.” Brooke points to three girls
    One had long red hair and green eyes, she had a annoyed look on her face. The other had curly brown hair, and looked uninterested. The last girl had blonde hair and blue eyes, and a big grin on her face.
    “I’m Aphrodite. What type of name is Jezabella?” She asked. Prissy b*tch.
    “It’s from the bible. You shouldn’t be talking, Aphrodite, the greek goddess.” I b*tch back. She looks at me with respect.
    “Touché. I like your style. You can call me Didi. This is Vicky and Crysty, they are sisters
    “What grade are you going into?” Crysty asks me.
    “11” I reply
    “Same as us. Have you met anyone from the all guys school, St. Andrews College?” Victoria asks me.
    “Nick Falconeri.” I respond
    They all look at me with surprised expressions.
    “Seriously? He is so popular and hot!!!!” Victoria says excitedly
    Just as she said that I hear a motorcycle motor and turn around and see Nick. He gets off his motorcycle and takes his helmet off. He flips his hair and my hair starts beating faster. Then I see this girl. She gets off his motorcycle and hands him her helmet.

  5. mclaughlins mclaughlins
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    October 25, 2011 1:30pm UTC
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  6. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    br />
    Do you know?
    choose the kool-aid of your choice. ~must be the powder mix
    boil water
    once water is boiled pour the mix
    mix it well
    insert a chunk of your hair in pot of boiling kool-aid mix
    let it stay there for about 1-5 minutes
    let it dry
    kool-aid last about 1-5 weeks
    you’re gonna need to re do it once it fades
    You're Welcome :)

  7. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    This Lady goes to the Doctor & says:
    ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together.’
    So the doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’
    She said: ‘I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on your help with this.’
    The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: ‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’
    She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
    Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.’
    The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!’
    ‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.’
    The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.
    He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb. The crime is the same!
    If you agree, please SHARE.
    Together we can help save precious lives!
    Love says, ‘I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person.’ Abortion says, ‘I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself.’

  8. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Who has tumblr? :)

  9. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 9:50am UTC
    I'd rather be dope then

  10. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 9:38am UTC
    I guess I'm just another;
    love struck teenager,
    making a guy her everything
    even though she knows
    she's gonna get crushed i n the end.
    Whether it's

  11. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 9:24am UTC
    Raise the roof yo.

  12. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 9:10am UTC
    Spell your name and see what it means;
    A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times
    R:good boyfriend or girlfriend

  13. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Laughter will always be
    the best medicine
    silence will always be
    the best revenge.
    & love will always be
    all you need.♥

  14. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:49am UTC
    Never say goodbye
    because goodbye means going away.
    & going away means forgetting

  15. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    If people are trying to bring you down,
    it only means you are above them

  16. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    ~Living Life To
    C H A P T E R T H R E E : P A R T O N E
    I ride to the front of the forest to meet Nick
    “Hey.” He says to me as soon as he sees me and smiles.
    I say hi back and we start riding.
    “Where are you from?” He asks.
    “Australia.” I reply
    “I thought so, your accent is beautiful.” He tells me.
    I blush a little.
    “So how was the move?” He asks.
    “Good.” I reply
    “Excited for school?” He asks.
    “Not really.”
    “I go to a boarding school not far from yours. It’s an all guys school.” He tells me.
    I nod. I kinda wish he would shut up so could pretend he wasn’t there so I could just ride.
    “You don’t talk much do you?” He asks.
    I don’t answer.
    “How good are you at riding?” he asks.
    “Well let’s just say that it feels like I learned to ride before I learned how to walk.” I reply.
    “Really? Want to race?” He asks excitedly.
    I look to him and say “You’re on.”
    I start to canter. I look behind me and he is right on Ravens tail. He tells his horse to go faster. He passes me easily and winks. I smile and start galloping towards him. We run out of the forest into a field and we slow our horses down. Nick comes up beside me.
    “you win, your horse is very fast, what’s its name?”
    “Her name is Raven. What about your horse?” I ask
    “His name is chestnut.” He replies
    “He’s beautiful.”
    “Thanks.” There was a awkward pause for a couple of seconds as we rode back to the stables. “You’re different.” He says shyly.
    “How so?” I ask
    “Your quiet, mysterious, but most of all beautiful,” I blush, “I like that about you.”
    "Where words fail, music speaks."

  17. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    ~Living Life To
    The Fullest~
    Chapter Two
    “Hi my name is Jezabella, but you can call me Jez. Let me go get my twin sister, Charlotte.” I say as I shake all of their hands.
    I run up to my room and shut the door behind me. I feel breathless.
    “What?” Charlotte says looking really confused.
    “Our neighbours are here. One girl named Brooke is our age and she is going to our school. and she has a brother a little older then us I think.” I respond
    Brooke drops what’s she is doing and comes towards me.
    “What’s his name? What does he look like? Is he attractive?” she asks me anxiously.
    “His name is Nick. He has black spikey hair, piercing green eyes, and tanned skin, tall, muscular. The family looks Italian.” I reply.
    “Nah not my type lets go”
    "Where words fail, music speaks."

  18. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Want to hear a joke about a broken pencil?
    Nevermind, it's pointless!

  19. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    and who here knows who the
    ICONic Boyz
    ICONic Boyz
    ICONic Boyz♥
    Credit to rachael23

  20. mclaughlins mclaughlins
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    That Moment
    When a Guy
    Stretches so Far ,
    You can see his abs and boxers.
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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