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  1. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Fave for Obama, comment for Romney

  2. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Someone: What kind of music do
    you listen to?
    Me: * Forgets every single band
    and artist in existence *

  3. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC
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  4. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    You are
    Stronger
    than you think

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    I'm just a girl
    I love being called pretty, but I'll never believe it.
    I'm not always right, but I hate admitting I'm wrong.
    I'm nearly always smiling, but it's not always real.
    I can be read like an open book, but hide so much.
    I work hard at things, but don't always get what I deserve.
    I'm just a girl

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    Normal flirting: hey babe, you're so pretty and sweet. may I get your number?
    Me flirting: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

  7. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Holds the door for one person...
    ends up holding it for 20

  8. PantsAREunwelcome PantsAREunwelcome
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    your secret is safe with me....
    and my best friend.

  9. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Your such a b/tch
    You're*
    OMG! Your so annoying.
    You're*
    Stop doing that! YOUR PIISSING ME OFF
    You're*
    FINE! I'm going to kick YOU'RE A/S
    Your*

  10. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Cop: Why were you speeding?
    Me: I was going to the store to get oreos
    Cop: Double stuffed?
    Me: Of course
    Cop: Carryon


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    When you have a mouthfull of food.
    & someone asks you a question.
    Then chewing suddenly becomes the longest task ever.

  13. ONEDIRECTION454 ONEDIRECTION454
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:17am UTC
    I hate it when
    you have to be nice
    to someone you reallywanna throw a brick at.

  14. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:11am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    I may not be your first date, your first kiss, or your first love, and that's fine, because I just want to be your last.

  16. zadakbkadaz zadakbkadaz
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Hardest job ever:
    Working in a bubble wrap factory... Imagine the self control needed..

  17. HopefulLucy HopefulLucy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 7:17am UTC
    The first 3 words you see describe you:
    H F H V C Z F A M A Z I N G F
    Y B E A U T I F U L B R Z B T
    I A D H O N E S T F I O H L B
    B Y P S D D X F K W O T R B E
    J M Y S A U J H O P E F U L G
    U U G I A F L S P E C I A L E
    W S O N W X F I H Z F X X C F
    P P U R E N T R U S T I N G L
    X R L K X O G E N I U S P B Z
    S C A R E D T K O Q X B Q P H
    Q I X C L L A T L I V P Y G K
    I S T R O N G C H E E R F U L
    L J I S O R R Y E E H A P P Y
    V F O O L P R O U D G Y C E W
    Y K O B S A D I G I F U N N Y

  18. unthinkable4 unthinkable4
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    When your internet is down and
    you realize how much you actually need it.
    nmf

  19. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:02am UTC
    Scrolling through page 17 of the top quotes,
    And realizing you need to get a life...

  20. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 6:54am UTC
    |||||||| Guys have a fight, there's a punch, it's over .. ||||||||.Girls don't fight fair.||||||||They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot. ||||||||They can cut you down with a look.- Pretty Little Liars

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