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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 15, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Interviewer: "You seem like a bowl licker."
Louis: "A ball licker?!"

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 15, 2012 1:36pm UTC

"When I was 12, all my friends had girlfriends and I didn't.
I felt so lonely I asked my mum to date me."
-Niall Horan

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 15, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Louis: "It's not like we snuck out at 2am, we snuck out at like 8pm
which is still past our bed time anyway."
Zayn: "We got lost in Sydney..."
Louis: "We were just roaming the streets, looking for friends."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC

"If you punch Niall when he's drunk then he takes it as
You making sexual advances on him."
-Harry Styles

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 16, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Louis: 'Harry was such an adorable kid, he was blonde
And always had red cheeks."
Harry: "But now I'm sexy."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 17, 2012 5:44pm UTC

"I once cried in a restaurant because the watress told me I could
Not eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon."
-Liam Payne

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 17, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Interviewer: "Are you a fan of Harry Potter?"
Harry: "Yeah, massive fan."
Liam: "That's why his name is Harry."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 17, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Interviewer: "If it was your last day on Earth, what would you do?"
Louis: "Get as many cats as we can."
Here's the link to the interview that Louis said this in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHuCGFzkPqY

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 18, 2012 11:18am UTC

"Never leave Harry and Louis alone in a room.."
-Niall Horan

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 18, 2012 11:21am UTC

When Niall met a fan, he saw her cuts and kissed it.
Then whispered, "Please stop, I love you."
♥

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 18, 2012 11:24am UTC

Interviewer: "What do you hate that the fans do?"
Zayn: 'Well it's not nice when they squeeze your hair."
Niall: "Or squeeze your bum."
Louis: 'No, that's ok."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 19, 2012 9:32pm UTC

"As long as we've got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal
And a colouring book, we'll be fine."
-Louis Tomlinson

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 19, 2012 9:37pm UTC

"We have group crying sessions with icecream."
-Zayn Malik

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 19, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Liam: "Niall!...Niall farted."
Niall: "Wasn't me!"

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 19, 2012 9:47pm UTC

"I shouldn't be telling this, but one day, Liam and I were goofing around
And we ended up kissing. But it was only a joke. I SWEAR!"
-Zayn Malik

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 22, 2012 2:43pm UTC

Interviewer: Apparently you've been texting Taylor Swift, true or false?
Harry: ......
Harry: ......
Harry: ......
Harry: ......
Harry: Ummm, we met in America and she's a very nice girl.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 22, 2012 2:45pm UTC

"Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born
With mustaches."
-Liam Payne

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 22, 2012 2:52pm UTC

"Zayn doesn't make eye contact with the fans that much.
I think he's afraid they might melt."
-Niall Horan

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 22, 2012 3:03pm UTC

"Don't cha wish you're girlfriend was hot like me!"
-Louis Tomlinson

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 22, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Niall: Nice wig Harry, what's it made of?
Harry: Your mum's chest hair.

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