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maysa23

maysa23
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April 5, 2011 9:50am UTC
your obviously high♥

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maysa23
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April 2, 2011 5:55pm UTC
old people at weddings would always poke me and say "your next",
soo..... i started doing the same thing at funerals!!!!

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maysa23
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March 8, 2011 7:47pm UTC
And i love how my mom decides to start driving when my foot is halfway in the car!

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maysa23
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March 8, 2011 6:24pm UTC
a boy & girl arguing in the middle of class
girl : shutup b4 i come and slap u
boy: shutup ur sooo uglyy!!
girl: looks whos talking
boy: shutup buddy boy no one likes u only ur friends
girl:(clapping ) good one
ME: lmaoo that didnt make sense but w.e. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
random girl: eww this boy ur soo damn ugllyyy u look like like a SQUIRREL!!

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maysa23
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March 7, 2011 8:29pm UTC
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

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maysa23
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March 6, 2011 6:57pm UTC
We always have that one sick minded freaky friend...fave if u were smart enough to highlight

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