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  1. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    That awkward moment, where
    theres an awkward moment,
    and everyone knows it's an
    awkward moment, then
    somebody says,
    "AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD"

  2. Damaged Damaged
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    "Were you crying earlier?"
    No, I was just impersonating a fountain.

  3. blueshirt blueshirt
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
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  4. softballlover123 softballlover123
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    No. Don't judge.
    Just because I giggle like I'm on speed with my friend laughing at an orange, does not mean you get to look at me like that.

  5. natataya natataya
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 12:24am UTC
    i fell on a very deep hole called love...

  6. ShadowBlack ShadowBlack
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When someone makes fun on the teacher I'm friends with and I defend
    the teacher and get told I'm "obessed" with her. Yeah, she saved my
    life at least three times. She helps me every day after school for extra
    help when I need it, and is one of the only people I trust in this
    shallow world.
    NMF

  7. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  8. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  9. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  10. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    *phone vibrates*
    Me: omg, I actually have friends
    Phone: "reminder: feed the cat"
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: forever alone

  11. SecretKeeper39 SecretKeeper39
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Never good enough for anyone
    The rain pounds my window and I peer out, trying to strain my neck and veiw the end of the driveway, because that is my only chance of seeing him.
    I can't believe I fell for his lies. or his eyes.
    He is amazing but he wants nothing to do with me anymore.
    I turn my head, and try to stop him from running through my thoughts.
    I cant though.
    The kiss runs my mind a billion times a day. His velvet lips gently brushing mine, then he whispered.."You're beautiful, but I have a girlfriend"
    Drops of sadness now fall as I remember that memory.
    That was last summer.
    All summer he led me on, telling me how I was perfect, lovely, and everything he needed and wanted.
    Then after three months of summer, he kissed me for the 13th time, and told me about his girlfriend of 2 years.
    Her name is Emma.
    Out of the corner of my eye, I spy him.
    Cargo shorts and a green v-neck to match his eyes.
    Brown hair falling perfectly in his face.
    My heart lusts for him even though I know it is wrong.
    It is going to be a hard summer. He is here and so am I.
    I must remember he played me like a game of baseball.
    He is an ace baseball player.
    Every summer for as long as i can remember we have played together, swam together, laughed together.Everything. together.
    My phone goes off and I look down reading my text,
    "Hey, Jenna. Emma and I broke up 2 months ago. I apoligize for what happened last summer. I love you, really. I have since I was 6. Come outside and kiss me in the pouring rain babydoll. please. You can sleep in my arms under the stars. You must be tired after running though my thoughts for 11 years. Please Jenna."
    He thinks everything is okay now.
    Is it? Is it possible?
    Hearing a ting pounce from my window, I look.
    Lucas is throwing rocks at my window, it is pouring rain.
    I go outside.
    Even if my heart will break again.
    _not making it a story. But i felt like writing a little.

  12. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Looking for more witty friends.
    I have some criteria, but you dont need to fit all of it.
    -Random.
    -Won't just talk for an hour and never say hi again
    -Not perfect.
    -Friendly enough
    -completely/partially insane.

  13. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  14. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  15. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  16. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    When preschool kids
    Have a better love life than you..

  17. rosetoprank rosetoprank
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Selena Gomez: "i wouldn't wanna be anybody else"
    Me: well, yeah it's understandable considering you're gorgeous, you're dating justin bieber, and your life is practically perfect.. -__-

  18. xocheetahcrayonxo xocheetahcrayonxo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    ---------------------------------- Is it just me, or does the need to pee intensify by a millionwhen you are trying to unlock the door to your house? ---------------------------------

  19. RainDancer96 RainDancer96
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Typing "LOL" when you're face has less expression than Kristen Stewart.
    If it's possible....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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