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mayadevine

  1. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:04am UTC
    I have no friends who
    truely know me
    inside and out

  2. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Practice something not until you get it right
    but until you cant get it wrong
    ~My cheerleading moto~

  3. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Me in class
    Math Teacher: if he jumped off a bridge would you?
    Me:...well lets make this a math problem if your friend jumped off a bridge at a rate of .5 miles an hour and it took him 37.6 seconds to come up how what is the depth? well it would be _____ deep. so yes i would because it would not be deep at all and actually i would find it fun.
    Math teacher:....
    Me:...win!

  4. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Me before a test
    me: ok study time
    Me:study
    me:study
    me:study
    me:witty
    me:study
    me:study
    Me: ok i think i am prepared no i know i am (1 in the morning)
    *Next day test time*
    me: ok i got this im going to get a 100%
    me: *looks at test* @&*(&$@*(&*&#@*(*@&*$(&@*&#*
    me: fails
    kid next to me: i didnt study but i got 102%
    fml

  5. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    I need a guys addvice anyone, willing to listen?

  6. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I like him
    i want him
    he hangs out with the "popular" people
    i like him...a lot
    adddvice??
    (he doesnt have a phone/facebook)

  7. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    plot twist:
    When you come on witty you only see one 1D quote.
    Bigger plot twist:
    When you come on witty there were no 1D quotes :O

  8. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    anyone else think that there should just ban one direction quotes or limit everyone to one because they are really getting annoying i didnt come on here to see what louis wore yesterday

  9. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    You can call a girl beautiful a million time and she wont believe you
    but call her ugly once and she will never forgive you

  10. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    ~Pitch perfect quote #3~
    *everyone is running but Fat Amy*
    "Fat amy what are you doing"
    *sits up from laying down*"Ummm, horizontal running?"

  11. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    ~pitch perfect quote #2~
    "what's your name?"
    "Fat Amy"
    "you call yourself Fat Amy?"
    "Yes so that B////s like you dont have to do it behind my back"
    ...I love this movie comment if i should do series....

  12. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I wanna guy who will send me those "good morning beautiful" texts

  13. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    get pitch slapped
    ~Pitch Perfect~

  14. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Maybe ill just start buying some cats now
    forever alone

  15. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Finally...
    i told him...how i feel
    <3

  16. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    i wish
    that for once
    just once he would
    look at me like i look at him

  17. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 8:02am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    think about this
    when our genertation hears the beatles we think its old
    what about
    when we have kids and LMFAO comes on...

  19. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    it is proven that if you dont think about the bad things you are going through and fake a smile it will make you
    happier

  20. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    the guys i would date:
    1. dont exist
    2. live in another state or far away from me
    3.have a girlfriend
    4. dont like me
    ...great...

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