Me in class
Math Teacher: if he jumped off a bridge would you?
Me:...well lets make this a math problem if your friend jumped off a bridge at a rate of .5 miles an hour and it took him 37.6 seconds to come up how what is the depth? well it would be _____ deep. so yes i would because it would not be deep at all and actually i would find it fun.
Math teacher:....
Me:...win!