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mayadevine

1. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   Im sorry for all those cats lineing up at the pet store for me to buy them
   But i am no longer single :)
   ♥
   surprise right?
   ~11/18/12~
   
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2. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
   ♥
   
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3. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   other people:
   time flies when your having fun
   Me:
   Time only flies when i have my headphones in
   
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4. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2012 11:54pm UTC
   he is so sweet our conversation today:
   him:can you send me a picture for your contact picture
   me:umm sure *sends picture of me looking stupid* haha i look so stupid...actually i think i look quite shmexy
   him:yes you do ;)
   Me: I do waht (i am kinda slow some times)
   Him: you said you look shmexy and pretty (i did not say this but whatevs) and i said yes
   Me: Aww your so sweet ;) no one like ever calls me pretty
   him: that doesnt surprise me ur not pretty...
   Me: What?
   Him: your beautiful
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   and we arnt dating...i wish...
   
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5. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2012 2:30pm UTC
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   Iook its a mustache :)
   nmf
   
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6. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 2:20am UTC
   the sad part is that i dont even want to tell my best firends
   becasuse i feel like they'll even judge me
   
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7. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   omfg
   today my self esteem went through the roof
   me my mom and my sister were at the mall
   and we were just minding our own business
   and this lady came running up behind us like she was realy excited or something
   she tapped my mom on the shoulder and said
   "sorry miss but i saw you daughters and they intrested me, my name is________ and i work for __________ agency and i am a model scout. I am actually really intrested in your younger daughter *pointing at me* and tomorrow we are having tryout for being in a comercial or modeling some outfits for some stores!!!" And she handed me an inventation to the tryouts!!! omg i cant believe someone would actually think of me like that i mean she could have picked anyone...adn she picked me!!
   I am actually going to check it out and see what it is tomarrow!!! ugg i am so happy
   and idc what anyones oppinion is on it it makes me feel better about myself
   :)
   thanks for reading sorry i am just so happy
   
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8. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 11:40pm UTC
   ME?
   yup im perfectly imperfect
   YOU?
   yup your beautiful the way you are
   ♥
   
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9. mayadevine
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2012 11:59pm UTC
   SO i was on facebook and i saw this girl who is younger than me
   like ten and she is flicking off the camera
   and she has a cut off shirt on with nothing under it
   "GIRL IF YOUR NOT OLD ENOUGHT TO WEAR A BRA YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO FLICK OFF THE CAMERA!!!!"
   
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10. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    ok so i need some help
    so i have this project in honors art
    its called open door
    i have to draw an open door and on the other side of the
    door i have to draw something
    it can be anything
    i just dont know what to do
    i have thought like on the outside do like a dark and sad place
    but then on the inside do like a reallly happy like meadow
    any ideas?
    when im done ill post a picture
    i just have no idea what to do
    
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11. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    pointless fact:
    Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.
    your welcome :)
    
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12. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    i need a best guy friend on here...
    any takers?
    Just comment about yourself.
    ♥
    
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13. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Dear person that honked at me while i was taking my time crossing the street,
    you have brakes, so hit me i dare you...
    just means i get money
    
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14. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Conversation with my friend
    Me: SHE SAID SHES FOREVER ALONE SHE COULD GET ANY GUY SHE WANT ALL THE GUYS DROOL OVER HER!!!
    him:...shes your best friend
    Me: I KNOW BUT UGGG I WISH I WAS HER I CANT GET ANYONE NO ONE MY IM GOING TO START BUYS SOME CATS I ALREADY STARTED I GOT TWINS ONES NAME IS FOREVER AND THE OTHERS NAME IS ALONE!!
    HIM: MAYA! you can get anyone you want too you just cant see it.
    me: hahahahaha your so funny...
    
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15. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 1:06am UTC
    its funny how you can use two little letters and break my heart
    and they are
    jk
    </3
    
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16. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Your my best friend
    you played with my heart
    F&%# you
    but i forgave you
    because i cant loose you
    ...not again...
    
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17. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    so i was outside with my friend and i saw a squirrel i chased it down screaming SANDY COME BACK SPONGEBOB NEEDS YOU MY NEIGHBOORS THINK IM CRAZY. . . IM NOT QUITE SURE WHY
    
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18. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    i thougth you were different then all the guys at school
    ...i guess i was wrong
    
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19. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    how could you play with my heart like its some useless toy
    
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20. mayadevine
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:51am UTC
    what is everyone being for halloween?
    Im being a toddler in Tiara ;)
    
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