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maxxvolume13

1. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 10:17pm UTC
   You're all weighed down with words that are too overdramatic.
   Tonight it's "It can't get much worse,"
   versus "No one should ever feel like..."
   
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2. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   Stop burning bridges and start driving off them, so I can forget about you
   
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3. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC
   I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out
   'Cause that's what young love is all about
   So pull me closer and kiss me hard
   I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart
   
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4. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 8:53am UTC
   Let me be your ride out of town
   Let me be the place that you hide
   We can build our lives on the road
   Run away with me
   
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5. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2013 2:12pm UTC
   You don't have a soul.
   You are a soul.
   You have a body.
   
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6. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2013 8:45pm UTC
   "Mom, Dad... I'm Bill Cosby,"
   "What?! The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and zip zop boobity bop!"
   
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7. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2013 6:11pm UTC
   Write me a letter!
   Dear _______________,
   I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
   Love,
   _______________
   (P.S. ______________.)
   This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
   Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway. :)
   
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8. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2013 12:05pm UTC
   I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
   The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
   
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9. maxxvolume13
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 11:16pm UTC
   Give me a word, give me a sign
   Show me where to look
   Tell me, what will I find?
   
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10. maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Some random chick at school: You're a psychopath.
    Me: I'm a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
    
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11. maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    But there's no use crying over every mistake
    
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12. maxxvolume13
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    April 16, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Can you hear Heaven cry the tears of an angel?
    
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13. maxxvolume13
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    April 15, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    I didn't do it, but if I'd done it
    How could you tell me that I was wrong?
    
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14. maxxvolume13
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    April 11, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    They weren't kidding when they called me kind of strange
    
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15. maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I don't care
    I love it
    
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16. maxxvolume13
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    April 8, 2013 11:08am UTC
    If you still use "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," as an argument against gay marriage, you need to Adam and leave.
    
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17. maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 11:05am UTC
    Like a river flows surely to the sea
    Darling, so it goes
    Some things are meant to be
    From "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" by Elvis Presley
    
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18. maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    The real world does not start when you leave high school, when you can legally drink, or when you get a job.
    You have been in the real world all your life.
    So go live it.
    
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19. maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Guys seals are just dog mermaids
    I mean honestly just think about it
    
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20. maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    You can't keep breaking my heart, baby.
    
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