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  1. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Putting a good looking guy as your wallpaper so every time you unlock your phone you're all like "Well hello there Mr. Attractive"
    (;

  2. maxiemax456 maxiemax456
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    www.youtube.com/user/COLORxxMExxHAPPY/videos
    Please check out my videos and
    subscribe =)

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    » I'M THE GIRL WHO
    knew she could fly.

  4. mexismoo mexismoo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:14am UTC
    The highest form of
    happiness is a life with some degree of madness

  5. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Who is this One Direction you speak of?
    HAHA Jk, it's all over witty.

  7. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Whistle is really about a whistle.

  8. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Directioners: Obsessed with One Direction
    almost as much as Josh is obsessed with Oprah.

  9. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Here's to Summer 2013,
    and to not spending it with a jerk who never loved me.

  10. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    She's such a sl*t.
    Did you hear?
    She showers naked.

  11. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
    ^^nmq

  12. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    At first I was all:
    #YOLO
    Now I'm all:
    #PREGO


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    So im starting high-school in 2 weeks.....honestly I'd rather go back to 4th grade.

  15. IGoNowhere13 IGoNowhere13
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    for once im happy im on my period
    never thought id say that and mean it
    ;)

  16. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    Whenever I see a calender,
    I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.

  17. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    *FIRE ALARM*
    Teacher: Okay kids, single file line.
    Me: MOVE B.TCH! I'm about to die.

  18. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    It s u c k s when you're trying to eat cereal and the last 3 pieces are just like
    "Try and catch me btch"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:21am UTC
    Secret Number 2 ;:
    No one knows what I hide behind my pretty little smile.

:)

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