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  1. babygirl* babygirl*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2015 12:37am UTC
    the little girl just could not sleep
    because her thoughts were way too
    deep her mind had gone out for a stroll
    and fallen down the rabbit hole

  2. MysteriousCrusaderN MysteriousCrusaderN
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 8:03am UTC
    when you log into wittyprofiles after years just to press the birthday kitten

  3. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 11:39pm UTC
    Useless fact #5
    There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos

  4. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2015 7:47pm UTC
    He's so cute but he's such an a**hole.
    I miss him, wth is wrong with me?

  5. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2015 9:21am UTC
    Your brain and wiener have only one thing in common; they're both choking hazards.

  6. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2015 10:52pm UTC
    oh, you're so pretty,
    but your personality killed it.

    posted a quote
    July 30, 2015 6:00pm UTC
    feelings that come back are feelings that never left

  8. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2015 9:24am UTC
    And it'd be six in the morning on New Year's Day, and he'd turn to you and quietly say; "How's it even possible for you to look this good? Cause It's six in the morning- a time when no one should." And you'd whisper back after a little short while,"Baby you'd better keep it down cause blinding me with your dazzling smile."

  9. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2015 2:00am UTC
    what do you girls think of a guy that is good with kids?

  10. Dreamz Dreamz
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2015 2:27am UTC
    Annoying couples be like:-
    Girl:- Honey, I got hurt in my hand :(
    Boy:- Aww, poor you. Lemme see -kisses hand-
    *after some time*
    Boy:- Is it okay now?
    Girl:- I'm absolutely fine :)

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2015 1:07am UTC
    I feel like if they were going to
    name bed sizes after royalty, they
    should have named a Full, a Duke
    instead, if you think about it.

  12. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2015 5:20am UTC
    Haha the funniest thing happened today, I used to like this guy but he turned out to be a real a/shole and for the past couple weeks his friends and I have been fighting over this spot in the eating area and the only reason they want the spot is so that they can play handball and because I liked the guy I let him have the area. But today I thought “No f*ck it I want that damn spot!" So my friends and I got together and made up a plan so we can get it and at lunchtime we got there as soon as possible and ate our lunch. needless to say that were really p!ssed off and they still played handball there even though we were eating in that area and one of the guys was literally 4 centimetres away from my face so his a/s was in our way and he was twerking and my friends were like wtf. I was just like f*ck you and then my ex crush said I'm not going near those things (looking at me and my friends ) and I got up and shouted out “Shut the f*ck up, you are not better than anyone else you little piece of sh/t and if I ever hear you sing or talk again I will shove that handball down your throat!" And sat back down as if nothing happened. (Excuse the terrible punctuation)

  13. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2015 6:32am UTC
    please stop being cute it makes me sad because I can't nap with you

  14. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2015 12:45am UTC
    i only have two emotions:
    1. i hate myself i'm such a b.itch
    2. i love myself i'm such a b.itch

  15. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2015 4:40am UTC
    I get so offended when people don't capitalize my name. Bxtch, I'm a proper noun. Fix that shxt and recognize.

  16. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 11:42pm UTC
    204 countries
    809 Islands
    7 seas
    6,000,000,000 + people
    And I'm single!

  17. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 11:47pm UTC
    You don't know something: Google it.
    You don't know someone: Facebook
    You can't find something: MUM!

  18. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2015 12:50pm UTC
    You were dancing in your tube socks in our hotel room,
    Flashing those eyes like highway signs.
    Light one up and hand it over, rest your head upon my shoulder.
    I just wanna feel your lips against my skin.
    White sheets, bright lights, crooked teeth, and the night life.
    You told me this is right where it begins.
    But your lips hang heavy underneath me.
    And I promised myself I wouldn't let you complete me.

  19. piercethemichael* piercethemichael*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2015 11:51am UTC
    there's this boy i know.
    we've been friends since we were younger.
    his parents, are divorced though.
    so he lives with his mom, a couple states away.
    i only see him once every two years or so.
    i saw him yesterday.
    we talked for hours, and it was 1 am when my mom made me leave his house.
    he's antisocial, like me. so it was hard for us to start talking.
    but i've never had a bigger crush on anyone.
    and my hands are shaking,
    as i nervously stratch at my scars.
    and i think i've found a reason to live another year.

  20. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2015 2:36pm UTC
    Everyone makes mistakes,
    but then you recover.


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