matthewwww

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matthewwww

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Member Since: 30 Nov 2011 05:29pm

Last Seen: 18 Jan 2012 11:25pm

user id: 245133

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↓about this beast↓

My name would be Matthew. I'm15 years young bro. I'm a certified freak. Jealouss much;). I have brown I do draw my six pac on my tummy to fit in just incase someone pulls up my shirt, I'm covered:) Oh yeahh. So im livin life up in Florida. I play football. Freshman. Swimmer. So comment, fav, follow whatever ya feel. Oh and by the way i think all you girls are beautiful no matter what other people say. Toodles y’all.

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 2:00pm UTC

Google
Most gorgeous freaking person in the world?
Did you mean: All witty girls?

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 7:02pm UTC

GUY FACT # 1
we hate when you dump us just as much as you hate when we dump you

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 4:40pm UTC

If you were my girlfriend I would
call you
text you good morning and goodnight
kiss you in front of my friends
hold your hand in public
hang out with you instead of my friends
be with you as much as possible
hold you when you cry
watch your favorite movies
be silly with you
give you my hoodie
hug you all the time
and tell you i love you everyday ♥

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:32pm UTC

So I heard you like bad boys...
Yeah
Well not to brag but, I went on the Disney website, without my parents permission.
NMF

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 5:29pm UTC

I need a witty best friend...
Any Takers?

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:35pm UTC

Dear old men at the gym,
Wearing short shorts does not make your manhood look any more attractive.
Sincerely,
The world.

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:13pm UTC

It Means The World To Me
When I Make You Smile.
♥

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 8:34pm UTC

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU ARE WORTH IT.
no matter how many times someone has told you
other wise, because you really are.

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 3:40pm UTC

All i want to do..
Is kiss you under the mistletoe. ♥

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Don't lie to the girl of your
life,
,
For the hoe of the night.
[♥]

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 4:17pm UTC

You Look at me ,
and steal my breath away.♥

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matthewwww
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 5:24pm UTC

I procrastinate. A lot. I hate liars, but I am one.
I live for life, I love it. Sometimes I embarrass myself;
and it's embarrassing. Somehow I manage to run into parked cars. I apologised to a couch after walking
into it. And I didn't notice I'd just spoken to an
inanimate object until five minutes after... I'm not perfect, nobody is.

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matthewwww
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 6:05pm UTC

If you're brave enough to say
GOODBYE
Life will reward you with a new
HELLO ♥

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matthewwww
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 6:01pm UTC

I hate the word "Ugly"
No one's ugly.
Cause everyone is
beautiful.
in their own way.

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