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maddiesmith2313
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 4:04pm UTC

*just shaved my legs*
Me: woo! my legs are soo smooth!
*next morning, feels legs*
Me: I sware im a gorilla...

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gianna31
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August 10, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Whoever stuck the "s" in fast food,
well played, well played.
nmq-credit to animallovers46

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gianna31
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 3:35pm UTC

4 words you never want to hear:
I Found Your Witty
♥
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:16pm UTC

why are there never any good side effects?
just once I'd like to read a medicine with "may cause extreme sexiness" side effect.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC

mission impossible: not eating a french fry on the way home from the drive-thru.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Daydreams
were dangerous because they made her wish for things
she could never have...

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FabulousKilljoy
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Don'tJudgeA Book
By It's Movie
Format: twilightgirl995

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 7:07pm UTC

This poem was written by an African child
and was nominated for the Best poem of 2005.
Colour
When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black,
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray,
And you calling me Coloured?

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Smiley_101
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Who Else Mentally Says
WED-NES-DAY
When Spelling
Wednesday?

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Apple and Blackberry should team up
and make a cell phone called the "Pie".

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beautifullycomplicated97
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Twenty years from now,
⚓⚓⚓⚓⚓
you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn’t do
than by the ones you did.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
-Mark Twain
By beautifullycomplicated97 *PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THIS CREDIT* I made it discreet.. hahah;) Thank you lovelies. You shine. :')

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Pretty Little Liars #3
Spencer: Can you walk any softer?.
Hanna: Oh please, Jenna can't hear us, she's blind.
Follow for a follow

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC

You won't let your boyfriend talk to other girls,
yet you hang out with other boys.. seems legit.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC

John Blunk: Saved his Girlfriend by throwing himself on top of
her using his body as a shield
Alex Teves: Pushed his Girlfriend to the floor and was struck by
a bullet in the process
Matt McQuinn: Dove on top of his Girlfriend as soon as the
shooting began.
Note: They sacrificed their lives to
have their Girlfriend to live. They inspired me so much from the
Colorado Shooting. They are definitely the Heroes of Colorado Shooting
They gave me a lots of Hope.

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Samyralovesjesus
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:18pm UTC

BIRTHMARKS-
Are where you were
killed in
Your other life

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Hey Dad can I have money for some coke?
Uh sure... is $60 enough?
Dad it's $1.35.
Wow the price sure went down since I was your age.
Dad. Coca-Cola?!
Oh. That's what you mean. My bad.
not my quote.
not my format.

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kaylalovesyouuxox
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:19pm UTC

-------------------------------------------------
You don't understand how hard it is, thinking
a boy like you
could ever like a girl like me.
Getting my hopes up and watching them fall
over and over again.
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jayciecutie01's format

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beautifullycomplicated97
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 7:03pm UTC

I'm afraid
t h a t i f I c a l l y o u
I'll burst into tears and tell you I love you
(and I need you and I miss you and I want you)
and all of those other things I've kept hidden for so long.

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.
♥
N NMF.

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