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masshysteria

Status: on the right, if you weren't aware.

Member Since: 29 Dec 2011 08:28pm

Last Seen: 1 Nov 2013 11:14am

Location: Out in the Everglades

Gender: F

user id: 257032

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The names Kendra. A fifteen year old sophomore from a tiny town in Rhode Island; where kids are high and grades are low.
I generally suck at anything that doesn't have to do with music, and I will automatically like you if our tastes in it are similar. I have the tendancy to want to attend too many concerts. I like to pretend I'm British even though I'm not. One of my favorite words is gnar, and I say it quite often. I make references to Keisha Fabo, Bill and Ted,
and Misfits almost daily. I'm not exactly skilled in talking to members of the male species. My social life can be fairly intriguing, but I tend to entertain myself just fine. I like pancakes and pasta more than the 22,954 people in my town. I skate some, but I'm not the best. I have anxiety, pretty much lack most social skills, and cease to make sense, ever.
  Oh, aussi, je parle un peu de francais aussi. Donc si vous voulez converser en francai, c'est bien. Austin Carlile is the love of my life, Alan Ashby is my little ginger princess, Of Mice & Men, All Time Low and Your Demise are my favorite bands and they mean the world to me. The music I listen to is literally the only reason I'm here today, so don't you dare insult it or make fun of me for listening it.
LAUREN is my main nig ~ for realskies
KAYLEE AND CHELSEA are my loves ~
Follow me on TUMBLR or I'll kill your whole family :-) ~
BANDS I LIKE
          Rest In Peace, Mitchell Adam Lucker. Legends never die. Stomp on.
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 I met my hero, savior, inspiration, and the most amazing man living and breathing on this planet, AUSTIN CARLILE, on September 1st. I'll never forget that day, ever.

 I met KELLIN QUINN & ALAN ASHBY on July 19th yo!
& ANDY GLASS & DAVID SCHMITT like, ever ago (sorry i look ugly ok)

 Lol no one even talks to me on here so I don't come on that much srry  \ m/ you should change that ok

(oh and also, I'm completely unoriginal and get a lot of my quotes from Tumblr, unless stated otherwise.)

 -- p3aceskies peasents.
 
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  1. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    mum: hey that band you like is on tv
    me: *bashes through door*
    me: *trips down stairs*
    me: *slips on floor*
    me: *runs into wall*
    me: *army rolls through kitchen*
    me: *skids around corner*
    me: *dives onto couch*
    me: shut up or i'll f ucking murder you all

  2. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    how do you say jehovah’s witness in chinese?
    ding dong.
    -tumblr

  3. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    when i’m a doctor doing a surgery
    right before the person goes out
    under the anesthesia i’m going to say
    "ok, pull up the wikihow article"
    -tumblr

  4. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    me: why can't I have a thigh gap
    me: why can't I have collarbones
    me: why can't I have a flat stomach
    me: why can't I have hip bones
    mum: go for a run
    me: no

  5. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    IF IT ACTUALLY STARTED RAINING MEN:
    I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified
    and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and
    pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof.
    Under no circumstances would I think
    "HALLELUJAH"
    -not my quote/format

  6. masshysteria masshysteria
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    April 11, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the time you get to 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's nice weather outside go outside god you're so lazy
    me: can i go out today
    my parents: no
    not my format/quote

  7. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
    mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
    mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
    mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air

  9. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Welcome to society.
    You will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to,
    what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with,
    and practically every other personal trait and imperfection about
    you. Oh, and you'll also be made fun of for who you are.
    Enjoy your stay.

  10. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    So, today was the same as any other day. You walked right past me
    without even caring that I would do anything in the world for you.
    It's like you're the only one who can't see how much I care for you.

  11. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 10:42am UTC
    It is my world, and within that the limits of my imagination can soar or not.

  12. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    We the jury find the defendant
    OJ Simpson: Not guilty
    Casey Anthony: Not guilty
    14 year old girl downloading her favorite bands album:
    There's a special place in Hell for people like you

  13. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    i wish
    my waist was
    as small as
    my self-esteem.

  14. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    SEDUCTION
    LEADS TO
    DESTRUCTION.

  15. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:16am UTC
    Me: Why am I still single?
    Brain: You're weird as hell, lol.
    Body: And you're fat lmao.
    Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
    Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.

  16. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    When you are born, you'll share your birthday with 17 million people.
    During your 10 years in school, you'll have an average of 17 friends.
    By the time you're 40 that number will have dropped down to 2.
    You will grow 950 km of hair.
    You will laugh an average of 18 times a day.
    You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumfrence of the Earth.
    You will eat 30 tons of food.
    You will drink over 9000 cups of coffee.
    You will have one opportunity in 10 of getting electrocuted.
    In average, you will spend 10 years of your life in work.
    20 years sleeping.
    3 years on the toilet.
    7 months waiting in traffic.
    2 months waiting on hold on the phone.
    12 years watching TV.
    ...and 19 days looking for the remote.
    This leaves you with
    1/5 of your life to actually live.
    So, what are you waiting for?

  17. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    shortest horror story ever:
    "YOU CAN'T GO TO THAT CONCERT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR."
    -format by tylerr

  18. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Hey look, a list of people who like me :
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  19. masshysteria masshysteria
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    1. Open fridge, nothing to eat.
    2. Open pantry, nothing to eat.
    3. Lower standards and repeat.

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