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Asking_Alexis
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July 10, 2013 10:16am UTC

Where are my Vampire Diaries fans at!?
(Oh, Damon is mine. Touch him and I will stake you)

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Guyy
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December 3, 2014 6:01pm UTC

Don't think I'm out to drown your memory.
You ain't worth the whiskey.
If they see me drunk in this bar,
It ain't over a broken heart.

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breezy_mac
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September 9, 2013 4:19am UTC

She treated you like trash; I'll treat you like treasure,
I'll take the pain she gave you; & replace it with pleasure.

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beebessey
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September 9, 2013 12:12pm UTC

I want your boyfriend, I'm not gonna lie.
I'll be his girl when he tells you goodbye.
Don't worry I won't take him cause I ain't that low,
I want your boyfriend. Just thought you should know.

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potato300
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March 27, 2013 12:16pm UTC

We all have that one teacher
who is so easy to get off track

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soccertrack
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March 27, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Bucket List #5
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccertrack
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March 27, 2013 3:39pm UTC

How many spoonfuls of bi/ch did you have this morning?

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† *
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 3:00pm UTC

On Facebook
Girl types online: I h8t wen ppl ly to me iz nt kewl.
she gets 15 likes
I type online: Please take your a*s to dictionary.com to correct your spelling.
I get 150 likes

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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March 27, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Se./x meant a gender
B./itch meant a female dog
Di/.ck was a name
B.J was a nickname
Rubber was nothing but an eraser
As/.s was an animal
Screw was just a tool
Ba./lls meant a round toy
Nuts meant a dry fruit
& then I met the internet

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soccertrack
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March 27, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Bucket List #6
Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.

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ChocoTaco
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March 27, 2013 3:20pm UTC

You know you're desperate
When you eat the black jelly bean

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HakunaaMatata

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March 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC

They say you die twice.
one time when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

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kristabff
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March 27, 2013 4:37pm UTC

In a resteraunt.
When I was 8 years old: ~eats chicken fingers~
~ignores napkin and uses lap as human napkin~
Now as a teen: ~still eats chicken fingers~
~still ignores napkin and uses lap as human napkin~

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Buttons
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March 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Okay, so last week, my seven year old brother was watching MTV with me,
and someone said the word 'bl0w job'.
Him: 'What's a bl0w job?'
Me: 'Uh, its when a hairdresser blowdries your hair....'
Yesterday he went to the hair salon....
Mom: 'Okay, what do you want to do with your hair Sweetie?'
Brother: 'I want a bl0w job!'
FML

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 3:04pm UTC

When I think about love,
I think about when I was little
and I automatically knew what I wanted.
Love just like that.
Like your favorite color comes to you,
or how a smile comes across your face.
It should just hit you and you should know
that’s how it’s supposed to be.

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xxHelloLovelyxx
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March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Today in school,
someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
"This world sucks, so I created my own."

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RYERYE*
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February 6, 2013 8:25pm UTC

1 universe
9 planets
204 countries
7 seas
and i still had the privilege
to meet YOU

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justmyself
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January 30, 2013 2:05pm UTC

You are so cute.
I can't even stand it anymore.

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