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Kailey♥*
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September 30, 2012 9:13pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
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September 23, 2012 5:10pm UTC

...he never really cared about me....

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momentsinlife
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September 23, 2012 11:39am UTC

my boyfriends logic:
him: on a scale of 16 to 2,
him: red being the highest,
him: what's your favorite animal
me:
me:
me:

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I_Dont_Know
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September 23, 2012 8:04pm UTC

People on Facebook will only acknowledge your existence
on your birthday or when your relationship status changes.

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UnicornHoran
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September 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Today a boy called me ugly.
Lol I'm joking.
Boys don't talk to me.

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Kailey♥*
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September 23, 2012 8:32pm UTC

where would i be
if I hadn't met
y o u ?

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mskpd333
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September 22, 2012 4:18pm UTC

My mom and I were walking past Hollister .....
and she thought it was a BAR.

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ThatsSoMeee
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September 22, 2012 3:00pm UTC

I want to meet my true love…
..and fall more in love with him
each and everyday until I stop breathing.
From the moment I say yes..to the moment I say “I do”.
I want to be infinity and beyond with him...
like forever and always.
I want to make up the stupid fights
and forget about the past and move on..
I want to live life like there is no tomorrow.
I want to fall in love…and not look back and regret
anything from the moment I met him.

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miss_witty_girl
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September 22, 2012 1:35pm UTC

So for my french homework our class had to write a paragraph in french then decorate it and make it 'pretty'. A week later my french teacher comes up to me and says that this boy had put a picture of me at the end of the paragraph he had typed out in plain black writing, I was shocked and couldn't work out why he had put a picture of me at the bottom, when I asked why, she said; he had said 'you told me to make it look pretty'.. I couldnt believe it...
True Story..

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jimmy365
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September 17, 2012 4:58pm UTC

wow, this is a good song
i'm gonna play it on repeat for 4 days until i hate it
♥

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jimmy365
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September 17, 2012 4:36pm UTC

omg just imagine
a l l t h e s t u p i d j o k e s t h a t p e o p l e a r e g o n n a m a k e
a f t e r t h e w o r l d d o e s n ' t e n d i n 2 0 1 2

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BravoSierra
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September 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Things I don't understand:
Why British people lose their accents when they sing.

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jimmy365
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September 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC

How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes
Me: *places sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me: *runs to room*
nmq

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peacelovejulie98
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September 17, 2012 9:04am UTC

Today's my Birthday!

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
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September 16, 2012 9:20am UTC

A Bitter Sweet Conversation with my Mother
Mom: "Your father is lucky I married him, I don't like guys that easily."
Me: "Well he's been chasing you for a while. How long?"
Mom: "Sence he was 12. It was love at first sight."
Me: "12? But that means you were 14? a 14 liking a 12 year old?"
Mom: "I know, it was weired, but like I said, It was love at first sight, but then your father changed. I honestly believe I will never love anyone the way I loved him."

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prplesockerninja22
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September 12, 2012 4:46pm UTC

*when I hold doors for people**
Kids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
just gotta love 'em.

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EllieB123
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September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC

So today...
My mom found out that I cut.
I was expecting a lecture...
But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
And said...
"We're in this together"
true story

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MondayHater*
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September 3, 2012 11:08am UTC

Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?
Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?
Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?
Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?
Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.
Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...
Friend:.......

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Peace1231
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September 2, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I find it hilarious when
I go on facebook and see
A girl who just posted a new profile picture & in it she's smiling really innocently pretending that she has no idea that her boobs are literally inches from exploding out of her shirt.

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