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Steve · 5 years ago
:(
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DⒶYϟ ◊F DIϟⒶϟTE®* · 6 years ago
...Oops
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AngelwithaSecret* · 6 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A BUST XD
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Raeleen (: * · 6 years ago
I would be grounded in hell.
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PrimarilyParamore* · 6 years ago
You don't need a liscence to drive a sandwhich
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Cheshire Kitten* · 6 years ago
Turn off the radio for at least a year.
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AngelwithaSecret* · 6 years ago
Do you realize the death toll it could make?
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Bre1357 · 6 years ago
this is so true know everyone should read this!!!!
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 6 years ago
The last one made my day.
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strawberriezz · 6 years ago
Or when someone else's hand touches your
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angelle* · 6 years ago
I hate when people do that, too. I'm like "Does it really make a difference wether my face looks like yours of not."
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Steve* · 6 years ago
My boyfriend brings all the girls to the yard..and then they have ana(l) and kill me..yay.
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AnaCastro196 · 6 years ago
my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
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αγάπη* · 6 years ago
-My PC brings all the nerds to the yard... and they're like "Get MAC , retarrddd!"


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ThereWillBeAnAnswer_LetItBe · 6 years ago
this is beautifully said, now if only everyone could understand this!
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nostalgicflower · 6 years ago
My life in one quote lol
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Celaena · 6 years ago
I feel you bro I feel you ~.~

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Eli22b · 6 years ago
I think the correct word for "bad" *insert religion here* is extremist. But yeah, I get what you're saying.
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swagamuffintake2 · 6 years ago
booooooooooooooooooo
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TellitTotheFrogs* · 6 years ago
Thank you soooo much for posting this. I made a quote a few days ago about something similar but the way you put is awesome, just thanks so much. :)
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