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Marian*

1. Marian*
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   August 10, 2013 9:52pm UTC
   #1 Rule during arguments:
   If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.
   
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2. Marian*
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   August 10, 2013 9:49pm UTC
   I don't get why the people say ''come here I don't bite'' like if the first thing I thought was: ''Oh no this b.itch is going to bite me.''
   
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3. Marian*
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   August 9, 2013 10:16pm UTC
   The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.
   
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4. Marian*
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   August 5, 2013 11:26pm UTC
   I have the body of a god
   *insert image of budai here*
   
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5. Marian*
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   August 5, 2013 11:01pm UTC
   Mirrors don’t lie.
   Lucky you, they don’t laugh either.
   
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6. Marian*
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   August 4, 2013 11:05pm UTC
   in class: oh yeah this sh/t is easy i got this
   exercises: i still got this
   homework: maybe i dont got this
   test: what
   
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7. Marian*
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   August 4, 2013 10:49pm UTC
   Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
   Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
   
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8. Marian*
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   August 4, 2013 10:41pm UTC
   Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.
   
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9. Marian*
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   August 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC
   me: i respect everyone's opinions
   someone: your favorite band is sh/t
   me: you must want to die you ignorant f.uck
   
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10. Marian*
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    August 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    I love when people say “that’s not real music".
    Oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.
    
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11. Marian*
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    August 4, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    Best pick-up line ever:
    ''Lets go eat, I'm paying.''
    
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12. Marian*
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    August 4, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    I think my ipod is broken
    I pressed the home button and I'm still at school.
    
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13. Marian*
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    August 2, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    That ankward moment
    when someone you hate is breathing
    
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14. Marian*
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    August 2, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    ''Oh that's so gay.''
    So what is he's gay? aren't we fighting for equal rights?
    Stop using gay as an insult.
    
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15. Marian*
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    August 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    The rihanna song should be we found love in a broken face instead of hopeless place
    Get it? 'Cause you know, Chris Brown's greatest hit: Rihanna? What not funny? Well I'd tell another Chris Brown joke but I forgot then punchline...
    No? Okay... I'm done.
    nmq
    
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16. Marian*
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    August 1, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Perks of being fat:
    You are harder to kidnapp.
    
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17. Marian*
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    August 1, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    That annoying moment when you see someone hot
    but you forgot your chloroform rag at home.
    
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18. Marian*
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    August 1, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    ''Don't kid yourself'' would be a great
    slogan for a condom company.
    
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19. Marian*
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    August 1, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    The cool part about naming your kid
    is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available
    
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20. Marian*
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    August 1, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Popular girl: Oh, I wear hoodies I'm such a mess ;) ;) ;)
    Me: yeah, but you wear mini skirt and uggs and an iphone so shut up.
    
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