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Marian*

Status: i was so awkward

Member Since: 28 May 2012 06:21pm

Last Seen: 20 Apr 2020 10:09pm

Birthday: June 1

Gender: F

user id: 303521

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165 Followers
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  1. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    #1 Rule during arguments:
    If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.

  2. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    I don't get why the people say ''come here I don't bite'' like if the first thing I thought was: ''Oh no this b.itch is going to bite me.''

  3. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.

  4. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    I have the body of a god
    *insert image of budai here*

  5. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    Mirrors don’t lie.
    Lucky you, they don’t laugh either.

  6. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    in class: oh yeah this sh/t is easy i got this
    exercises: i still got this
    homework: maybe i dont got this
    test: what

  7. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
    Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

  8. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.

  9. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    me: i respect everyone's opinions
    someone: your favorite band is sh/t
    me: you must want to die you ignorant f.uck

  10. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    I love when people say “that’s not real music".
    Oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.

  11. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    Best pick-up line ever:
    ''Lets go eat, I'm paying.''

  12. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    I think my ipod is broken
    I pressed the home button and I'm still at school.

  13. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    That ankward moment
    when someone you hate is breathing

  14. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    ''Oh that's so gay.''
    So what is he's gay? aren't we fighting for equal rights?
    Stop using gay as an insult.

  15. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    The rihanna song should be we found love in a broken face instead of hopeless place
    Get it? 'Cause you know, Chris Brown's greatest hit: Rihanna? What not funny? Well I'd tell another Chris Brown joke but I forgot then punchline...
    No? Okay... I'm done.
    nmq

  16. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Perks of being fat:
    You are harder to kidnapp.

  17. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    That annoying moment when you see someone hot
    but you forgot your chloroform rag at home.

  18. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    ''Don't kid yourself'' would be a great
    slogan for a condom company.

  19. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    The cool part about naming your kid
    is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available

  20. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Popular girl: Oh, I wear hoodies I'm such a mess ;) ;) ;)
    Me: yeah, but you wear mini skirt and uggs and an iphone so shut up.

:)

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