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Marian*

Status: i was so awkward

Member Since: 28 May 2012 06:21pm

Last Seen: 20 Apr 2020 10:09pm

Birthday: June 1

Gender: F

user id: 303521

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  1. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Some fashion tips
    How to dress for your shape:
    Are you human-shaped? Play up confidence by wearing whatever the f.uck you want.
    As the weather gets warmer:
    Continue to wear whatever the f.uck you want. Dress to make yourself feel good.
    How to get a bikini body:
    put a bikini on your body

  2. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    When celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar dresses and i'm just here like ''my master has given me a sock''

  3. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you accidentally touch someone’s a.ss while walking.

  4. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    you guys realize we can have here the next president
    or the person who find the cure of cancer or someone like that?

  5. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    him.
    and every time you see this
    a word name comes to mind.

  6. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I hide behind my jokes
    |||||||||||||||| [ as a form of protection. ]

  7. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    My homework bring all the asians to the yard
    and they're like ''it wasn't even hard.''

  8. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    I hate when people points out my acne
    and i'm like, i know it's there i can see it too

  9. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    The song cycle:
    Hear a new song → Love it → Stuck in your head → Know all the lyrics → Play it constantly → Get tired → Repeat it.

  10. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    The united nations has declared the internet a basic human right, so now we have a great new excuse.

  11. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    my mom treat me like i'm the only fat person on the world, its like, mom i don't fuc.king care, just get over it.

  12. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    Dear extra fat in my body, you have two options:
    make your way to my boobs or gtfo.

  13. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    and when people ask me
    why are you so weird?
    I never know what to say.
    but then I realized, why I would be
    like THIS
    when I could be like
    ttttthhhiiiiiissss?

  14. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    having a crush is so painful and awkward and horrible
    but not having a crush is just boring.

  15. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    When a girl wants a kiss:
    They stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you.They play with their hands just waiting for you make a move.
    When I want a kiss:
    I stare at you from distance and sob uncontrollably because I am ugly and no one likes me.

  16. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Reasons why I'm single:
    -I annoy people.
    -I'm never anyones first choice.
    -I'm just bad with relationships.
    -I'm not liked.
    -I am ugly as hell.
    -I spend my whole life locked away
    in a dark room with food and a laptop.

  17. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    That ankward moment when you’re thinking about really inappropriate things and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your mind.

  18. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    Guys, there's nothing wrong about getting quotes of tumblr, the wrong thing is post a quote when a person already did, is disrespectful and is against the rules.

  19. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    I check in showers for murderers but I don’t know what I’d do if I found one

  20. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Smart Girl: That awesome feeling when you finished your all your work and could enjoy the rest of the day.
    Me: I never experienced that.

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