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1. mariahelisabethann
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   January 15, 2013 10:15pm UTC
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2. mariahelisabethann
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   January 15, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   am i the only one who doesnt know what 'pending moderation' is?
   
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3. mariahelisabethann
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   January 15, 2013 8:10pm UTC
   LOL MY HORSEMASK CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY.
   
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4. mariahelisabethann
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   January 8, 2013 1:30am UTC
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUNYfTjMp1Q&list=AL94UKMTqg-9Ap6be9NSwcEE9zH68o-tND
   please.. if youre feeling suicidual, listen to this song..
   
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5. mariahelisabethann
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   January 7, 2013 3:27pm UTC
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4cdfRohhcg
   Kiss you Video(:
   
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6. mariahelisabethann
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   January 7, 2013 11:53am UTC
   LOL GUISE I JUST BAUGHT A HORSE MASK.
   
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7. mariahelisabethann
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   January 7, 2013 1:40am UTC
   I hate the rainbow flashing gif you get when you go to click on Witty.
   Like omfg Steve it's two am youre hurting my eyes
   
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8. mariahelisabethann
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   January 7, 2013 1:25am UTC
   why go out and be a third wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?
   
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9. mariahelisabethann
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   January 7, 2013 1:10am UTC
   I wanna hate everyone that I want to like me.
   This isn't working.
   
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10. mariahelisabethann
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    January 7, 2013 1:08am UTC
    no mom i can’t go back to school im still ugly
    
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11. mariahelisabethann
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    January 7, 2013 1:05am UTC
    How to Fall in Love With a Band.
    hey, i kinda like their music.
    ill youtube these three songs and play them on repeat
    oh, look, theyve got another album ill give that a listen.
    okay i really like them
    *follows them on twitter*
    *starts to track the band on tumblr*
    *buys their album on itunes*
    hmm, im really getting into them.
    better memorize all the members birthdays, their favotire colors, what they like to eat, what they dont like to eat, if theyre single or not, who theyve dated in past relationships, what they like to do, where theyre from, what their parents names are
    lol inside fandom joke.
    what am i doing with my life.
    
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12. mariahelisabethann
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    January 7, 2013 12:56am UTC
    janitor: excuse me let me clean up this trash *picks you up*
    
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13. mariahelisabethann
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    January 7, 2013 12:53am UTC
    liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
    
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14. mariahelisabethann
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    January 1, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    R.I.P 2012.
    2012-2012
    YOU WILL BE MISSED DEARLY.
    
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15. mariahelisabethann
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    December 30, 2012 1:10am UTC
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16. mariahelisabethann
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    December 29, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    me: *gets of laptop to get a shower*
    me: *leaves witty open.*
    me: *comes back from shower*
    me: *refreshes witty*
    me: WAT.
    me: why'd you have to go and change it again Steve?
    me: what is this wizardry?
    me: how do i do this?
    me: what is witty even.
    me: i have never been so lost in my entire life.
    
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17. mariahelisabethann
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    December 29, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Whenever girls say "kay? k"
    you better watch out. cause the sentence before it was loaded with sass.
    
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18. mariahelisabethann
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    December 29, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Plot twist: guys on witty pretend to be girls.
    
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19. mariahelisabethann
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    December 28, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    All the ladies in the house say hey
    All the fellas in the house say ho
    All the ladies in the house say hey
    All the fellas in the house say you’re sorry
    
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20. mariahelisabethann
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    December 22, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Plot twist:
    Twinkiee's didn't survive the apocolypse
    
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