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  1. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    I dislike girls who...
    Look down on other girls when they walk past them and start laughing or point out ther flaws.
    ..What? You think they're ugly? Don't know how to dress? They weigh more? Just because you're skinnier, wear more make-up, wear branded clothes and get more attention from guys...does NOT make you better than them.
    They probably cry themselves to sleep at night because they wish they could be like you, but they shouldn't. Yeah, you might look better, but I bet their personality is
    100x BETTER THAN YOURS.

  2. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    I was gonna make a quote like
    "Things I'm good at: Breathing."
    to joke that I'm not good at anything
    But then I remembered I have asthma.
    Thanks world.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    “How can you be in love already?”
    The number of days, weeks, months, or even years
    shouldn’t determine if two people love each other.
    “You two have only been together for a week, it’s not love.”
    How do you know they haven’t been secretly in love
    with each other for months?
    What if they were best friends for years?
    It’s not how long you’ve been with someone.
    It’s all about how strong the bond is.

  4. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I work in the church nursery
    Me: *Gives little boy gold fish crackers and water*
    Little Boy: *Dumps water into goldfish cracker*
    Me: Why did you just do that?
    Little Boy:
    Me:
    Little Boy:
    Me:
    Little Boy: Fishy swim.
    Made my day.

  5. Ayden Ayden
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    If were not supposed to have midnight snacks, why does the fridge have a light?

  6. perfect_the_way_i_am perfect_the_way_i_am
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    atelophobia (n.) - the fear
    of not being good enough


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  8. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:18am UTC
    My girlfriend just texted me saying:
    "You're a boob. LOL, JUST TITTIN', you're my breast friend."
    ... should I be worried or

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    I want someone
    to take me out on one of those surprise dates.
    You know?
    I’d be totally unaware, not suspecting anything.
    I’d go through my day like usual and
    when I’m just laying in my sweats, watching TV,
    the doorbell rings.
    My special someone would be standing there,
    all smiling with flowers in his hand, telling me,
    “Go get ready, we’re going out tonight.”
    And we would just roam the city, take in the night life,
    the scenery of what happens when the moon rises.
    We’d hold hands, walk under the streetlamps, and talk.
    I don’t know, not much of a surprise now that
    I’ve said it all out.

  10. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:06am UTC
    One Direction on Niall:
    Louis: There is no doubt Niall is the cute one.
    Liam: I feel really protective towards Niall.
    Louis: Yeah, in the nicest possible way i would much rather see any of us punched than Niall.
    Harry: If I saw someone go to punch Niall you would just go psycho...
    Liam: I'd kill him.
    Zayn: I don't know what it is, but even though he's not the youngest, he's the one we feel almost maternal towards.


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  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    It’s just that
    whenever I see a pretty girl, I feel so intimidated.
    It’s like whenever I think I look decent or okay,
    I come across a pretty girl in a picture or a pretty friend
    and I just immediately fall into the assumption that
    I would never measure up to that kind of “pretty.”
    It’s like I can never be enough because
    there will always be someone prettier and better.

  13. TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    My Butterfly Challenge.
    I've been like this for 2 years. Last time was about 3 days ago . So, I got a plain white T-shirt and some fabric markers and decided to try this .. Well , for every person who faves this and comments their name or a friends name, I'll write it on my T-shirt with alittle butterfly . You can be my butterflys (: Ill probably post a picture of it on my profile later when its finished.
    Thanks everyonee xoxoxo<3
    StayStrongStayBeautiful
    (comment the color you want it in too)

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I want to have a sleep over
    date with you.
    We’d have pillow fights that would lead into tickle fights.
    I’d hide under the blankets while
    you make me watch scary movies with you.
    You would try to teach me how to play video games
    and laugh at how badly I jump when a target pops out.
    We’d pig out on junk food and try to make mid night snacks.
    In the end, I’d be asleep listening
    to your heart beat while you watch tv.

  15. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:57am UTC
    me: can i have your babies?!
    one direciton: ... what?
    me: can i have your autograph...
    one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
    me: what'd you think i said?
    one direction: can you have my babies.
    me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
    one direction: but i wasn't-
    me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
    -tumblr
    do remember i am a boy....
    blacklace


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  18. pokoro pokoro
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    People not on east coast: Holy crap HURRICANE SANDY DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOMES STOCK UP ON WATER AND PLEASE GIVE US UPDATES ON WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS IS A HUGE STORM BE PREPARED GET FLASHLIGHTS AND LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE AND HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL ALSO KEEP A LIFERAFT NEARBY ANDMAYBE SOME LIFE JACKETS OR JUST BUY A BOAT JUST IN CASE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
    PEOPLE ON EAST COAST: lol does anyone want to come over I'm bored and it's raining like a bîtch out there


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