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  1. LovingEmma LovingEmma
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:55pm EST
    She smiled to fight the tears. "Fifty
    bucks says you'll be thanking me for this
    when you meet your future wife."
    His eyebrow pulled together as his face
    fell. "That's an easy bet. The only woman
    I'd ever wanna marry just broke my heart."

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:56pm EST
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    I hate me too.

  3. BittersweetMemory BittersweetMemory
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:34pm EST
    My scars are my scream for help.
    People notice, they just dont give a sh/t
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  4. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 5:53pm EST
    Maybe I should start pretending like
    nothing ever happened between us,
    I mean since it was so easy for you.

  5. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 6:44pm EST
    one direciton: .How old are you?
    me: How old do you need me to be?
    -tumblr
    blacklace


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:45pm EST
    is "so yeah basically that's it" an acceptable finish to an essay?

  8. jackieeex3 jackieeex3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:00pm EST
    row row row your boat
    gently off the cliff
    thanks

  9. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:22pm EST
    I tell people to never give up
    because I already have.

  10. Tay* Tay*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 8:43pm EST
    Rapper: "I'm killin' them snitches, smacking them b/tches, smokin' blunts and f/cking hoes!"
    *wins an award*
    Rapper: "I just wanna thank God.."

  11. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:55pm EST
    The moment when you realize that all of your friends are gorgeous
    and you, well, you're just a potatoe

  12. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:49pm EST
    The overwhelming feeling you get
    when ANY type of interaction between you and your crush
    happens

  13. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 8:02pm EST
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  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:36pm EST
    last night, i was babysitting a five year old.
    i was told by his parents that he
    "couldn't go to sleep without playing on his iPad first".
    which was totally understandable, because when i was five i totally
    couldn't fall asleep without playing Angry Birds first...

  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 5:10pm EST
    "Part of me is missing the old days so badly,
    Where everything used to be normal."
    -Harry Styles

  16. Austinn Austinn
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 6:28pm EST
    Teenager Post # 7631
    That feeling when your parents allowed you to do something you never thought they would allow you to.
    teenagerposts.tumblr.com
    nmf

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:59pm EST
    You realize your childhood is over when
    you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch

  18. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 5:12pm EST
    Interviewer: "If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?"
    Niall: "I'd eat every kind of food."

  19. amandadanielle amandadanielle
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:53pm EST
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  20. ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:54pm EST
    Can we cuddle?
    In just our underwear so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I'll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I'll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I'll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You'll watch in horror as I transform into a great white shark. I'll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. ♥

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