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DorkyDakota
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July 24, 2013 5:11pm UTC

If I stole your heart &
you stole mine
wouldn't that be the perfect crime

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Cammie
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July 23, 2013 5:03pm UTC

The next world war will be
fandoms fighting for world domination.

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theWalrus
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July 24, 2013 4:04pm UTC

I would probably describe my style as mostly homeless
with a small pinch of not giving a sh*t

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
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June 12, 2013 5:36pm UTC

*Best part about finals*
Mom: Go outside!
Me: I'm studying for finals!
Mom: Wash the dishes.
Me: You have no idea how stressed I am for finals!
Mom: Clean your room.
Me: But I have an English final at 7 in the morning.
Mom: Get off your computer, please.
Me: But my history teacher put a review sheet on his website.
Mom: Come to the store with me.
Me: But I'm in the middle of a study session...
Mom: Go to bed!
Me: Let me finish studying first!

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ChocoTaco
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June 13, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Mom: Ooh, what's Witty Profiles?
Me: Nothing important! It's just my teacher's homework website.. yeah.

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ChocoTaco
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June 14, 2013 4:10pm UTC

People: Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes...
Me: I think I can do this.
People: and your food.
Me: One second thought... let's not.

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zombies.are.kwl *
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 8:07am UTC

if i ever let you down
i'm sorry

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ChocoTaco
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June 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Me: *Takes 70 selfies*
Me: *Deletes 70 selfies*

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:15pm UTC

i can't
believe some boys have the nerve to be hot around me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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ChocoTaco
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June 15, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Little Brother: Look I have a six pack!
Little Brother: *Lifts up shirt*
Me: Actually.. those are just your ribs.

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ChocoTaco
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May 26, 2013 1:03pm UTC

I girl I know posted this on facebook
"curvy girls are better; bones are for dogs, meat is for men."
Honestly, not every girl who has hip bones showing is forcing herself to be skinny. Some people naturally have a fast metabolism. A lot of girls are born without too much meat on their bodies. Other girls exercise and play a lot of sports. Some girls are happy with their bodies that way. It's their body, they can be skinny if they want, just like other girls don't do anything about their body. Some girls think it's okay to shame other girls who don't have as much meat as them. Just because someone isn't as big as you doesn't make you any better than them. Just because your hip bones show, doesn't mean you are only suited for the dogs. People don't realize that posts like that lower someone else's self-esteem as much as it does when someone posts about large people. There is nothing wrong about being underweight or skinny just as much as there is nothing wrong with being curvy. Stop shaming girls who are thin.

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jimmy365
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May 26, 2013 7:05pm UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:16pm UTC

you guys
hold everything nicki minaj is 30
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Eli22b
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May 26, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Anyway the thing is...
What I really mean...
Yours are the sweetest eyes,
I've ever seen.

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 12:50pm UTC

I was sitting at my desk this morning
and I wanted a piece of gum. When I finally found a pack, I
opened it to find $7......
The sad part, I was disapointed over the lack of gum.
True Story.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 6:37pm UTC

How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Science teacher: Oh, I still have powdered sugar in my class
Classmate: Why do you have powdered sugar?
Science teacher: Because it looks like cocaine.

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lovecrazy
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May 20, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I'm just warning you;
If you're easily offended, hate cursing, find sexual jokes and flirting immature, you shouldn't talk to me.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Oh, so you're into girls who don't follow rules, huh?
*bites into string cheese stick without peeling* Mmm taste the rebellion.

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