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Member Since: 17 Apr 2013 10:51am

Last Seen: 2 Jan 2014 06:07pm

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  1. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Y e s w e b r o k e u p,
    Yes ithurt, yes itsucked.
    But most importantly,
    YES I'M STILL STANDING

  2. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    I stay a little bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the
    skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny AND thin.
    it's a public service, really.

  3. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Maybe it's not about the happy ending,
    Maybe it's about the story....

  4. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    They
    can't
    scare
    me
    if
    I
    scare
    them
    first

  5. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    In the end we only regret
    the chances we didn't take...

  6. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    I KIND OF RUIN THE PURPOSE OF A MESSY BUNBY SPENDING LIKE 30 MINUTES ATTEMPTING TO MAKE IT LOOK PERFECT.....

  7. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; I must be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; I must be causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped

  8. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 8:57am UTC
    Its amazing how TWO people can be so
    PERFECT for eachother but they're
    both too scared to get hurt
    that they don't do
    anything about
    it....

  9. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 8:49am UTC
    You need to learn he doesn't care,
    and you could be MISSING OUT on someone who does...

  10. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:57am UTC
    The BEST part about pictures is that even when the people in the photo change,
    The MEMORY it contains NEVER will.....

  11. mallie00 mallie00 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:51am UTC
    MOVE ON ALREADY, everybody says.
    What they don't get is it's NOT so easy when the memories of us together are stuck on replay in my head.
    Your smile, Your eyes, How happy you made me. Those were some of my BEST memories, and I will NEVER be able to erase them. If I could, I would in a heartbeat. It'd be so much easier to move on. Forget you, Like you forgot me!!! :(

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